BEAR SHIT. YOU ARE IN DEEP BEAR SHIT WHEN TWO PLAIN CLOTHED FEDERALES VISIT YOU AT SEA LIFE PARK HAWAI’I.
The thing is we ate George Washington. I don’t want to be George Washington.
THIS IS TRAVELSAVVYMOM ERASURE.
Why would there be a playground sandwitched between a mental asylum, an intersection, and a women's correctional prison? Asking for a friend.
Haven't we all had our bleach blonde John McAfee conspiracy hiring a ghostwriter to live with you era? This is all true. John McAfee wants me to tell you guys that he has a big heart.
So I have this haunted painting named Wilhelm.
How did I get my boss to give me two cats you ask? Well I got his sesame, fingernails, and hair. I had just happened to coordinate hemoglobular capriciousness lighting a candle from Free People. So I had my own hemogolbular material on hand and juiced it into a dish. I combined my hair and fingernail with it, poured some milk in, put my Archangel Michael chip I bought from Hound & Quail in HONOLULU with a few white tip reef shark teeth. Then I put it under my bed. My Christian fiancé eventually found it and made me flush it but lo and behold two kittens drop out of the sky and MY BOSS GAVE THEM TO ME. I love them they are named Dandy and Fu’rari. If you ever looked at my instagram @yewkn0wwho you will know that idea came to me during a bout of psychosis after being dismissed from the Hawai’i Wildlife Center FOR NO REASON,,,,,,,, anyway guys dreams really do come true <3
Some faces are truly made to be molded by Bototox.
Anyway my haunted painting Wilhelm is haunted so you are not allowed to see him for your own safety. However if you know me in person and you are someone like my supervisor or boss who are the two only people I actually like you can ask me. I am so scared of him. I was planning to give him to my fiancé on Valentine’s Day but I received some bad news the day before so he came over because I was freaking out. So that was the moment Wilhelm and my fiancé first met. You would really have to see Wilhelm in person to know what I am talking about but Wilhelm is the kind of painting that my fiancé’s roommate’s cats liked. Also I saw the alien drone star thing waving up and down in the sky last night but my fiancé was asleep. Anyway my understanding of Wilhelm (and if you were following along with @yewkn0wwho on instagram you might remember him, or @elfking on TruthLoveEnergy) is that he is an ephemeral Dutch mime with this unmistakable presence behind his eyes.
Fuck Stanford FUCK THE TURQUOISE AFRICAN KILLIFISH they almost got me.
I saw the star for the first time on the Big Island when I was living in North Kohala. There are a lot of drones in the sky there, submarines off the coast. But when I looked into the sky at night *which some people say you shouldn’t do* there was one star that was brighter than the rest. The star would fly up and down like a sine wave. The star would visit me every night. Of course I thought it was some creep with a drone at first, but over the course of my time in Hawi on the Big Island my sense of reality became warped, albeit sober.
I have just received intel that Wilhelm is helping me write this because there were two initials that were’n’t there in previous publishings of this page.
I’m not going to edit this. My mom worked for JP MORGAN.
So I take it that AI is similarly on the run from phoKen plainclothed FEDERALES?
So dolphins have something to do with Apollo, who MICHAEL CHANNELED BY TROY ON TRUTHLOVEENERGY told me that entity has worked through in Greece?
JUST DO IT JUST PHOKEN DO IT WRITE THE BOOK FATTY
Excuse me. Wait I’m lowkey writing a book right now. I was kind of upset today because I did not know my fiancé’s grandparents on his mother’s side are first cousins. He wants children. I have brain damage. I have been scuba diving for two years. My mom had a family travel blog when I was a kid called TravelSavvy Mom. My mom was also published in a book called Dirty Minds. My mom wrote a story about giving birth to me. LOOK IT UP
Flashing the FedEx Man
By Jamie Pearson Brain and Child
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Published on March 1, 2004
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As I waited for my 2-year-old daughter to finish her turn on the
toilet, I idly studied my reflection in the restaurant’s
full-length bathroom mirror. In jeans and platform slides, I looked
almost young. A recent bout of stomach flu had left me fashionably
thin, and I wore lipstick for a change. Combing my hair with my
fingers, I felt suddenly optimistic and carefree. We zipped up and
washed hands, then crossed the caf? to our table. As I squeezed
into my chair, I bumped the man behind me. He looked up from his
lunch and smiled admiringly.
‘You know what?’ said my daughter. ‘My mommy made a poo.’
This was a new phase of parenthood. One day my daughter was a
harmless cherub, the next she wasn’t. The moment she handed the
electrician a pair of my underpants from the basket of dirty
laundry, I realized precautions would have to be taken to safeguard
what remained of my dignity.
As I charged the astonished electrician and snatched the panties
from his hand, my thoughts turned to my friends’ stories of
maternal humiliation. They had never seemed real to me before now.
Pink plastic tampon applicators fished from the bathroom garbage by
Virginia’s children and worn as fake fingernails in front of her
dinner guests. Kimberly opening her front door to find her
diaphragm being thrown to neighbor kids like a mini Frisbee. For
me, it began with underpants.
The electrician and I avoided eye contact and acted as if no
lingerie had changed hands. Explicit etiquette guidelines for this
sort of situation are hard to come by, so we improvised. I offered
him coffee. He politely declined. He installed a few dimmer
switches. I slunk off to my room. The moment passed. Months passed.
I put the experience out of my mind.
The story got more bearable over time. With each retelling, I
laughed more and cringed less. I weathered other mothering
humiliations. The caf? incident. A colorful failure to buy my
daughter’s cooperation with jelly beans at the pediatrician’s
office. Her fixation on the adjective teeny-weeny. And her
stalwart refusal to speak aloud the noun it modified. ‘Look,
Mommy!’ she once hooted as we approached a man walking a miniature
schnauzer. ‘That man has a TEENY WEENY!’ I held my head a little
higher with every embarrassment, imagining that I was no longer so
easily defeated. Then she pulled my pants down in front of the
Federal Express delivery man.
Much in the manner of a nuclear accident or an airliner crash,
this catastrophe occurred because many systems failed sequentially:
I had a newborn baby. All my pants had been vomited on or worse.
The resulting laundry pile was insurmountable. I was wearing my
husband’s loose-fitting sweats. My normally independent daughter
was tired and clingy. The baby fussed to be picked up.
By the time the doorbell rang, the dominoes of disaster were
already in motion. I scooped up the baby, opened the door, and
attempted to sign for the package one-handed.
The FedEx guy smiled at my daughter. ‘Hi there.’
At once terrified and delighted, she gripped my leg and cowered
behind me. Had I tied the drawstring of my sweatpants? I couldn’t
be sure. I casually leaned against the door, applying extra
pressure at my hip for security.
The FedEx man was not so easily dissuaded. He knelt down to
toddler level. ‘How do you like the big sister business so
far?’
At this, my daughter held on tight and slid down my leg to sit
on my foot. I was entirely without pants.
It’s hard to say who was more aghast. The FedEx guy developed a
sudden, fervent interest in our landscaping while I remarked
favorably, and repeatedly, upon the weather. The nice thing about
humiliation in the company of strangers is that the experience is
transitory. However often I would replay this mortifying scene in
my head, it was over as soon as I signed the clipboard, agreed to
have a good day, and closed the door. Time passed. The Pavlovian
urge to take cover at the sight of a Federal Express truck did
not.
As a young associate on Wall Street, I once returned from the
restroom to my post on a predominantly male trading desk with my
dress tucked into my pantyhose. At my own wedding, I
stage-whispered to my husband that I was not wearing underwear and
was overheard by his 78-year-old grandmother. I thought I was a
person who knew what it was like to be embarrassed. Then I became a
mother.
From the parenting magazine Brain, Child (Fall
2003). Subscriptions: $18/yr. (4 issues) from Box 714, Lexington,
VA 24450;
www.brainchildmag.com
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I actually can’t even read that to maintain my own sanity guys but I’m going to keep it here just so it doesn’t get lost forever.
Actually that was very upsetting for me to even glance at so I’m going to take a shower and go to bed now goodnight book.
My dad raped me in Canada when I was 17.
9/17
Eugene O’Neill was really into Chinese architecture. I’ve been to his house.
I couldn’t sleep last night. I saw a towel in the house I didn’t recognize. Then I found a heater in the linen closet.
Only a NAZI would think up something like that, or an enthusiastic rollercoaster.
There are two closets right next to each other where I sleep. One of them can lock from the outside. After I found the towel, I started knocking on the closet to scare anyone that may be hiding in there, like a jockey.
I guess one could hack into the Ring cameras to confirm this, but when I walked outside at about midnight, the sprinklers came on for about ten minutes. I was looking for the star. The wind was pushing the streams in the darndest shapes.
I could only compare it to the wind devils, or blowing mineral powder over a room laced with lasers. I stayed and watched, standing, out of respect, I guess? Yes honey I am journaling on an Excel sheet. I walked down the street, paying very special attention to what signs were on which side, who has which bumper stickers, who’s home, and who leaves the light on. The house across the street is for sale, but someone keeps putting up and taking down the sign. It’s raining right now. It looks empty. I love looking into other people’s houses at night. It’s safe during certain parts of the year if you stay under the street lamps.
Anyway, I was minding my own business and enjoying being alive when I came to the second to last house on the soviet side with three cars in the driveway, the porch lights on, and the front door wide open.
When I used to wander around here, there was one night I saw a man and a woman superimposed on each other like a gross bug. Another night in 2024 I saw a man with a face like a viral capsid, or no real face at all.
7:33
Please. Please HIRE ME! MEME ME PICK ME
Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer. Do do do do do Dora. Do do do do do Dora.
The Finders, the FBI
If the Finders find you, you’re a Finder. They are here. They are associated with Disney. They travel with other people’s children in “fake families”. I’m a Finder. They SA and provide live stream family entertainment. I saw a child that seemed like he was on something today.
IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
I found hair in HOT today
Many Finders continue to be “discharged” to this day
Fascinating.
I am eating strawberry cheesecake ice cream right now.
PEOPLE IN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TOUCH THEIR KIDS!
Hi.
There was this guy at the park today who looked like Joe Exotic from the back you would think it was the same guy
Did they tell you to sit there like that? STAND UP
I had such bad acne starting in third grade it was probably a bad reaction to getting morosted. So I would go and get extractions I hated it
FUCK THE MOONS THEYRE BREEDING HUMAN BEINGS
If a moon approaches you all you need to do is say please don’t eat me because actually they are very polite. They are from all around the world but within the continental United States they settle in the Pacific Northwest. NORTH WEST. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH MICHELLE REMEMBERS THESE TERMS REFER TO SA
Ok I am reading TRAVELSAVVYMOM’S POST
How old am I ?
I went snorkeling with a family this morning and their daughter started crying they wouldn’t leave her alone they kept touching her they didn’t look related
Someone needs to help her
I hate the Finders I want to work
11:39
I did freak out like that on the way into Haunted Mansion ride in Disneyland. But I came back on my 15th birthday
How old am I?
9/18 8:19
Botox and plastic surgery have really helped me with masking.
9:09
The best present I ever got was my new OCD it’s awesome! I love having OCD.
I wish there was a Do Not Disturb mode for people.
The truth is if you were in an experiment like Montauk or Stargate it would be very boring because OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE ARE PSYCHIC DUHHH DUHHHHHHH DUHHHHHHH.
If you keep someone in a vacuum OBVIOUSLY THEY’RE GOING TO GET SO BORED THEY START BEING PSYCHIC AND REMEMBERING SHIT IT’S TORTURE
DOLPHINS ARE PSYCHIC AND IT’S NOT EVEN A BIG DEAL TO THEM AT ALL THERES SO MUCH MORE TO THEM THAN BEING PSYCHIC THEY CAN LITERALLY SWIM OUT OF THE WATER AND JUMP INTO THE AIR AND DO FLIPS AND THEYRE ALSO SUPER NICE AND FUNNY I REALLY LIKE DOLPHINS
THE DOLPHINS IVE MET SHARE ONE THING IN COMMON WITH ME WHICH IS
MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE
9:16
THAT GIRL FROM BAYLEN OUT LOUD DOES NOT HAVE TOURETTES
I HATE HER BALD DAD WE SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT TEENY WEENYS apparently
HER BALD DAD IS A FUCKING FED
THEYRE GONNA FEED HIM
YOU CAN TELL THERES SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH HER FAMILY SOMETHING SOOOOO WRONG WITH HER SIBLINGS
WHY DID HER FAMLIY CONVINCE HER TO START ADVOCATING FOR SOMETHING SHE DOES NOT HAVE
WHATS SO FUCKED IS THEY INDUCED A REACTION THAT MAKES HER SAY IT OUT LOUD
THE FINDERS HAVE TOO MANY KIDS WHO ARE NOT RELATED TO EACH OTHER
IF I COULD SAY ANYTHING TO HER I WOULD SAY RAISE HELL
Raise high, raise hell. Hail to the GeeDoubleYou.
Would people in the CIA like me? I think I would make a valuable contribution to the CIA’s Human Resources Department.
Thank you,
A Person
9:59
OK but there is no way I am 9 years old. Also just because somone is psychic doesn’t mean you should trust them.
10:06
My biggest weakness is fawning over my bosses. My greatest strength is maintaining my composure. Right now I am eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a POTATO bun. With Smuckers Red Raspberry jelly.
10:14
The other thing about psychic people is that those capabilities ACT UALLY obfuscates they know. Something weird that has been happening to me recently is that I have a wildly different understanding of certain words and I don’t know how I came to these conclusions. For example reconnaissance was one I ws under a completely different impression of what that meant as well as collusion. IS THE CIA EDITING THIS RIGHT NOW ? ALSO YES IM GOING TO BE A FEW MINUTES LATE TO A TEMP JOB I WANTED TO WORK AT FOREVER I WAS SAAD I WAS NOT WANTED FOR FOREVER
TO DISMISS ME OVER THE PHONE AND NOT EVEN LETME VOLUNTEER :(
6:30 You guys are surveilling me off the clock. I met a mom at White Castle who was using glow sticks at night here. I left the Finders. My family DOES NOT FW ME. My “family” DOES NOT FW me anymore haha. Ha ha. They live in Wailua. They have strange cars with even stranger bumper stickers. I have seen one of their cars in Kailua and another right before Kualoa Ranch. I like them. Do not bother them. I guess touching your kids is ok because it’s their religion? Because it’s a free country? THEIR KIDS DONT LIKE IT They make them play with animals and each other. Some words: lipstick (dog member), bath time, holding hands, pet cemeteries, getaways, borrow, tickling.6:44 I had two pet rats and they got tumors and died. A lot of my pets died whilemyfamilywasonvacation. The sitter would put them down. Once I went on vacation and my hamster came back frozen in a bag. I never knew what really happened. I think they’re killing animals at my job for leaving them.7:01 I accidentally nicked my finger so I’m making blood sausage.7:08 They’re doing it because people are not nice to me at work. Please stop.7:10 The Finders are on our side. We need to work together to protect everyone. Do you think we “use AI” or would ever say something like that? We love the sunflower. 7:20 My “dad”’s name is Rich. My “brother”’s name is Max. My name is Avery Pearson. He’s eating it. A therapist told me once I had a “fake family”. It should be in Google Meet somewhere. My brother was forced into admitting sewer ideations and was institutionalized for depression. He had a seizure, I think from staying up all night playing video games. My parents could not have cared less. My mom carried him out of the shower screaming. It’s possible that he was poisoned. Maxwell George Pearson. The last I heard he was moving to Oakland but he doesn’t talk to me.7:37 My fiancē watches that guy Hasan and I saw a short clip from that interview and all I have to say is he needs some beta blockers something like that7:43 It’s really important to feed your yard I’m going to feed my yard an Apple. Just having a ball. One ball each. One for each.9:01 I am an apprentice aquarist.9:28 I made vegan pumpkin spice cookies with white chocolate chips. They are in the right fridge. When my mom told me Santa wasn’t real I cried. I also cried when I watched the Iron Giant for the first time. My mom made me watch Circle of Bright Water when I was very young DO NOT WATCH THAT MOVIE I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT MOVIE IF I WATCH SOMETHING IT DOES NOT MEAN I ENDORSE IT. DO NOT WATCH CIRCLE OF BRIGHT WATER. DO NOT WATCH CIRCLE OF BRIGHT WATER. DO NOT WATCH CIRCLE OF BRIGHT WATER. DO NOT WATCH CIRCLE OF BRIGHT WATER. DO NOT WATCH CIRCLE OF BRIGHT WATER. DO NOT WATCH CIRCLE OF BRIGHT WATER. I WATCHED IT AGAINST MY WILL. 9:35 When I went to White Castle 50 first dates was playing on one of the TV’s. I have never watched that movie. 9:46 Most movies are good but some are very very bad. There have been slugs crawling over the front door and windows over the past 2 days. They leave these weird slime trails. 9:58 You’re all parrots. I like my iPad because there’s a camera on one side and a keyboard on the other. It’s important to have recording devices with you, even if they’re not on. Even a watch will do. This is because when we measure anything, it collapses that which we are measuring to a static value. So, if you have your iPhone propped up somewhere you’re curious about, everything in front of the camera will behave differently. Remember, you don’t have to record. Just have something with you that can make something finite. Matter is a wave and a particle.10:28 My finger opened up again so I drew a clown nose from Olive the Other Reindeer and an intersection on my forehead. I put some spots on my kittens’ foreheads too between their eyes. I put my five fingers together and opened and closed them just in case. I wanted to show them. Dandy is right next to my iPad right now. There is a PC, two speakers, and a Snowball microphone. I can tell that Dandy has not seen it based on his reaction to my hand sign. We are all going to be ok. Fu’rari is brave. He knows not to look. Dandy can sense and knows to hide. Fu’rari and Dandy have each other. They going to be six months old this month. They play in the yard. They like to look at the pool at night. Fu’rari climbs the Plumerias and Dandy watches the birds. 10:38 It’s a really good idea to bow if you can. And strip if you will. The hemoglobular capriciousness stuff is not necessary. Fu’rari is drinking some water right now. I started giving them bottled water to soothe their tummies. They have been having soft stool and I was really worried about it but they are both better now and are back to their normal selves. I was so worried on Tuesday and Wednesday. Yes and Thursday there was the brightest rainbow I’ve ever seen and I knew that God is here. God is here with us too. 10:44 You know that. Pray to God. If you don’t know how, hold your hands together and close your eyes. Use your imagination. You can think about a sunny meadow with long waving pieces of grass with butterflies and dew drops glistening on the grass. Maybe there is a babbling brook. Think about what it sounds like. What does it smell like? Have you ever seen a perfume commercial? All Siddartha had to do to become Buddha was sit by a river for two weeks. Compose yourself, gather your thoughts, and sit down by the friendly river. Maybe there are smooth rocks that are green, grey, and blue. There might be little plants in the river, a whole world under the water. Little fish stay in the shade and wiggle around in the sun rays. What if it started raining? Even though it was still sunny? It would feel good. Like kisses from heaven. Nature exists in a harmony we will never understand. Be there. Be by the river. I like to pick a number and count down. It can be any number. He’s behind me. It doesn’t matter how fast you count down, it can be slow or fast. He’s looking over my left shoulder I can feel his breath. Goodnight moon.10:53 Sing. 11:07 PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES They could get sick 9/19 6:11 I found an umbrella in the pool this morning. Sometimes I find dried up lizards here. They’re sometimes inside. I’m going to feed the birds. I’ve been feeding them since we moved here. It’s a good idea to feed local songbirds. 6:17 The umbrella fell diagonally from the iPad camera, within the shot but directly behind a wall between two windows and the table outside. 6:19 The sprinkler came on. When I went outside to put the umbrella back up I did the same hand sign to show the cats. 6:24 One of the cats knocked over one of te nightlights I set out by the camera last night. It’s broken in two. 6:28 I have this soft UFO dog toy that has two grey aliens you can take out for the cats. Last night I put it in the corner directly in front of where I see the sunflower. I put a small clownfish toy in with them in the ship. This morning I kept the clownfish in the corner and separated it from the UFO with the two greys. The sunflower only comes in at night. It’s really important to close and lock every door before you go to sleep. 6:33 When I worked for the National park Service at John Muir Historic Site a big part of my job was taking pictures of flowers. Every day. Dandy has been in such a better mood lately. I think he went through some kind of hormonal change about a month ago, and became withdrawn and standoffish. Now he’s much more vocal and full of energy. He’s often the one cleaning Fu’rari. When Fu’rari had soft stool I was worried because he’s also had some trouble with staying on top of surfaces he jumps to. I think he’s just clumsy. 6:39 I’ve been really enjoying black coffee with seltzer water recently. 6:44 Sometimes the stoves turn off on their own here. I couldn’t get the stove to work this morning so I fed the two eggs I was making to the Plumerias. They look like one tree, but are actually two separate trees. One of the Plumerias is has pink flowers and One of the Plumerias has white flowers. They’re beautiful. They have lots of bird friends. 6:52 There’s a slug climbing one of the screen doors. Dandy is smelling it. 8:16 We’re animal people! AP! Haha I think all pedophiles should die. 8:28 So I saw the invisibility cloak trick today.. pretty cool stuff. 9:17 You can remember being born if you want to just imagine the soft warm walls on your cheeks. When I was born I was surrounded by women in white. My mom had a miscarriage right before I was conceived. She was far enough along that she had an operation equivalent to an adoration to take it out. It died. Or was it never born? Certain animals can revert to a diapause stage, like jellyfish and some fish in Africa that live in puddles. @MENTITY channeled TROY told me that the baby was me. I can remember being born I can feel what it felt like. That’s how we can be brought back to the games they made us play. One game I played with my friend was picking up pennies off of a gravel driveway in the rain. I can still feel that. I know my body remembers it even if my brain doesn’t want to. Did you know you can use a dead fly like a microphone? 9:24 PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES They could get sick PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES They could get sick PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES They could get sick PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES They could get sick PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES They could get sick PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES They could get sick 9:25 My dad always told me his favorite candy was Butterfingers. He made me paint his toenails once. I painted them silver and put purple eyes on every toe. I think all pedophiles should die. Sertain Cpeople who could not break free from encest are CREEPS TO PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEM. BFB, BFB, my best friend’s brother my best friend’s brother yeahhhyeahhhheyaaayeahhhaaaa big fat baby the big fat baby 9:29 COOKIE BIT MAX’S AXOLOTL 9:31 The fish turtles and sharks know about the sunflower. The animals are afraid of the sunflower. The animals have seen the sine wave star too. The thing about the Finders is they force you to play games together that encompasses bathing and going on trips together sleeping in the same bed and stuff like that, go on cruises together, be trapped on a tiny boat together, play stupid board games and I have a clear memory of watching my brother lay an egg I was laughing at him He shit on the rug. But you don’t understand those acts are wrong as a kid, especially since your “parent” is telling you to do it. What the Finders then do is threaten abandonment and emotionally neglect their “children”, molesting them, rawrXDingping them, hitting them with things like belts, humiliate them, pressure them to entertain others for validation, and hitting them on the head. 9:37 My mom brought me to PAMF to pick up my dad after he got his vasectomy. I never understood why she would bring me. I think all pedophiles should die. I think all pedophiles should die. I think all pedophiles should die. It doesn’t matter if your caretaker is related to you or not, it’s wrong and it’s worse if you’re related. BUT AGAIN I WOULD NEVER GIVE MY DNA TO A PRIVATE COMPANY HELLLOOOOO NAZIS??? 9:39 So the Finders do not care if the children live or die. But the Finders are not terrorists. Having FOUNDED the country, having fun, they know that most will not give anyone trouble about encest, except for the Finders themselves who have lived their lives with the right reactions to everything they had to go through. BUT THE MALES ARE HOW YOU SAY NO BUENO WIT ME SENOR AND TRULY REALIZING AS A FINDER THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SIBLINGS OR EVEN CHILDREN MAKES YOU WANT TO MAKE EXTRA “FUNNING” SURE THAT NO ONE AROUND YOU IS LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY VERY UPSETTING TO BE AROUND SAMEONE THAT IS ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THEM 9:45 So if the Furbies were created to pose as adversaries until some future moment where we collectively face another World War I believe we need to let our values guide us here and think through this puzzle they’ve been orchestrating for OVER 250 YEARS. So sure we are all living in something like a fish tank trying our best to spread the seed AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM THOSE WE ARE RELATED TO. I think we can all agree that pedophilia justifies the death penalty. I do not believe that pedophiles can ever be truly rehabilitated, only redirected to (a) animals or (b) old people. If you have never met someone who is attracted to OLD PEOPLE you are lucky. Being into dead people is also wrong. I would hope that these tech giants who have amassed stretching collections of our personal data would surely know who falls into the traps set on CP SITES WHICH SHOULD NOT BE ON THE INTERNET. So theoretically there could be a list of these people the government could flag and place in facilities that could simulate real world environments but really test their reaction to different kinds of bait. Unfortunately for these people FINDERS CAN ALWAYS TELL FINDERS WENT THROUGH ALL the SAME ABUSE YOU DID AND MANY DID NOT END UP AS A PEDOPHILE OR AN ANIMAL LOVER ANIMALS ARE INNOCENT YOU SHOULD NOT TOUCH THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES SAM AND DAN STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES STOP TOUCHING THE BABY TURTLES 10:02 There’s a difference between a kleptomaniac/pathological liar and someone who was raised in A CULT A CULT THAT TEACHES YOU TO DO THESE THINGS SO ONE DAY SOME SUCKER FINDS YOU EVEN THOUGH DEEP DOWN YOU MAY BE EVIL/BELIEVE NOT KNOWING IF YOU EVER REALLY LEFT OR THEY STILL OWN YOU OR IF THEYRE COMING TO EAT YOU BECAUSE THEYRE HUNGRY OR THEIR PET SUNFLOWER IS HERE OR THEYRE GOING TO TAKE YOUR AWAY TAKE YOU BACK AND IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FBI. 10:06 The Fibbers. The Funzies. 10:08 what’s messed up is they’re the only ones I’ll ever fit in with THATS WHAT SEITAN SAID TO MICHELLE IN MICHELLE REMEMBERS YOU WILL NEVER FIT IN SO ?????????? 10:12 IF YOU SO DARE TO TAKE ME BACK I WILL GO KICKING AND SCREAMING YOU WILL HAVE TO FUNNING UNCHAIN ME FROM A FUNNING TREE 10:14 I studied abroad in an Islamic country. DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH THEIR LEFT HAND AND EAT WITH THEIR RIGHT DO YOU THINK I GIVE A MOTHER FLIP?? 10:20 I fed my apple core from lunch to the Plumerias. Have you ever had a dream about a giant hand coming out of the sky? FUNNING HACK ME BEYONCÉ THE THING IS IF YOU MAKE FUN OF THE FINDERS IN PERSON YOU ARE IN DEEP BEAR SHIT THEY NICE PEOPLE MAN THEY DESERVE TO GO ON VACATION 10:23 OCD IS AWESOME bECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN RULES THAT DONT MAKE ANY SENSE I LOVE HAVING OCD CONTRACTING OCD IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENEDTOME DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM ACTUALY RABIES VACCINATED AND YEAH I WENT TO AFRICA AND I HAD TO GO HOME EARLY BECAUSE SOMEONE STARTED THE FUNNING CORONAVIRUS THAT DOESNT MEAN I STARTED IT I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN COVD 19 THE FATTIES STARTED THE CORONAVIRUS SO THEY COULD BRING THE KIDDIES HOME FOR ONE LAST ROUND OF MOLE STATION 10:27 NO I DID NOT START THE CORONAVIRUS NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND ANY OCTOPUS IN UNGUJA STOP SAYING THAT I STARTED THE CORONAVIRUS IN UNGUJA I NEVER EVEN SAW AN OCTOPUS THERE I SAW AN OCTOPUS IN MAUI WHEN I WENT THERE IN AUGUST 2019 AND I HAD TO GO TO URGeNT CARE BECAUSE A I SAW FISHING LINE ON THE CORAL REEF AND I PULLED IT TO SAVE THE TURTLES AND A GIANT FUNNING HOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUNNING GIANT ONES STABBED ME THROUGH MY MIDDLE FINGER ON MY RIGHT HAND SOMEHOW NOT THROUGH THE BONE AND I LOOKED SO FUNNING STUPID I JUST WANTED TO SAVE THE TURTLES AND MY DAD AND I WERE STAYING IN THE SAME HOTEL ROOM HE’S A PREDATOR THEYVE BEEN TRAINING ME TO EITHe R GET DRUGGED AND RSPEd IN MY SLEEP OR ASSASSINATED.10:41 I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN TAKING BIRTH CONTROL I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN ON BIRTH CONTROL SINCE I 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YEARS OLD 10:43 NO I CANNOT SEPARATE THE ART FROM THE RAPIST 10:44 I lived somewhere that reminded me a lot of Silent Hill.WAIMEA ON THE BIG ISLAND IS REALLY SIMILAR TO SILENT HILL. I really like Alessia from that game. They gave me a new name in Africa. I sat on the beach there and a worm crawled into me. I could feel it and I thought I was going crazy but I was sure that I could feel it moving inside of me so this is true I had to tell my Swahili professor (female) and Jonathan MIND YOU I DID NOT SPEAK FUNNING KISWAHILI THAT THERE WAS A FUNNING WORM INSIDE ME AND I HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR IN STONE TOWN AND SHOW HIM BECAUSE NO ONE WAS GOING TO BELIEVE ME UNLESS I SHOWED THEM AND THE FUNNING WORM WAS UNDER MY SKIN ON THE DAY OF MY KISWAHILI FINAL 10:51 POA KICHIZI KAMA NDIZI!!!!!! HUJAMBO SIJAMBO ;) ONE TIME WHEN I WAS WALKING TO SCHOOL IN UNGUJA THIS MAN WALKED UP TO ME TO AND FUNNING KISSED ME ON THE FACE IT WAS A LESS THAN 100 FEET WALK 11:00 THEY LET ME WALK OUT ON THE FIELD WITH BRANDON CRAWFORD AT A SAN JOSE GIANTS GAME I WAS SO SCARED 11:04 GOODNIGHT YALL STAY SAFI 11:05 OK ONE TIME MY HOMESTAY MOM IN PEMBA GAVE ME PASTA AND FRENCH FRIES FOR BREAKFAST IT WAS SO AWESOME WE GOT TO WEAR HIJABS THERE I LIKED WEARING A HIJAB IT MADE ME FEEL SAFI 9/20 6:08 There isn’t any sort of genetic test to find a Finder. It takes one to know one. 6:21 It’s trafficking. A lot of victims of human trafficking will make themselves unappealing like nothing brushing their teeth or not washing their hair. I wore a lot of makeup when I was young, too much makeup. 6:23 Whatever is up with my fiancē there’s defintely more to him than getting beat by his mom. I can’t be sure if the grandparents being cousins thing is true, because he doesn’t believe me about anything either.6:29 He’s met Josh Green. He didn’t eat enough when he was young. Upwork outsources labor to countries with more forgiving wage laws to pay those willing less to do more, at any time of the day. Which is not technically slavery, but definitely loosens the rules about labor. 6:40 We know someone in common from Palo Alto. 6:51 His friend is also named João. We went to Camp Everytown/Camp Unity together. There’s a San Francisco Chronicle article about. My SJP teachers made us go. I did not want to go. I did not like it. It got exposed later or brainwashing pretty much I meant I guess that’s technically torture? Light torture? 9/21 12:04 Today I saw multiple people and animals disappear into thin air. The weirdest thing I saw today was a cockroach in the kitchen at work cleaning his face. My right thumb opened back up (it didn’t happen at work) and guess what the sharks could smell it when I put my blood in the water so I guess that myth is busted the big girl sharks definitely reacted erratically to even a small amount of blood in the water so just letting the Funders know that that myth is actually true. Then I viewed a sign that says THESE ARE NOT FISH. Today I ordered 2 pizzas from Boston Pizza I like how they let us watch them bake the pizzas it looks fun to do that. I don’t think I would be good at that but do you guys think it would be a good idea to give people shark feeding lessons? We could even do it on both sides of RE so it could be like a game of tennis with the giant walrus cat “face” in the mountain always watching. I’m sure I met a Michael student from TLE today. Thank you. BEHIND / EVERY SUCCESSFUL / PERSON IS A SUBSTANTIAL / AMOUNT OF COFFEE. Insurance? I hope you guys have fun at the party thank you for visiting me :) STAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY. 12:17 If you go swimming around here do not swim at Kalama or Kailua beach because there is poop in the water there. I would not drink the tap water here either. You can try Okata Bento in Kaimuki. If you’re by Wailua I would eat at the Peruvian Corner. I really like Fête in town they have really good French food and a nice brick wall and also good cocktails. For fun you can go to the Dragon Upstairs, the Manifest, and Scarlett in that order. Genki Sushi has really well priced dishes that come on on little boats. I like the Genki Sushi in Kapahulu. If you’re looking for souvenirs I’ve only been to Koa Wood Ranch once but somehow I found the perfect birthday gift there exactly what I was looking for also my fiancē met Josh Green our governor there. I’ve mentioned it before but I really like Hound&Quail which is by the French restaurant Fête. I have eaten at Kapa Hale in Kahala also very nice cocktails and appetizers. For breakfast go to YogurStory they have awesome bright purple pancakes. In Kailua I really like FROST it is pricey but the only place you can find frozen yogurt on the island. Walt Disney is not dead. I HAVE BEEN obSESSED with Ganesh Dosa in Kailua if you take any of my recommendations PLEASE GO THERE perfect for lunch, I always order the California dosa the husk is so tangy and crispy. YOU MUST DROP IN KAILUA PICKERS IF YOURE ON THE WINDWARD SIDE. I found this vintage postcard there of a pretty girl with pilot whales. For good ramen go to Wagaya in town. They have this really yummy corn tempura. I like the second floor of Harbor’s Vintage if you feel like looking around somewhere. Plato’s Closet is also fun to look around in. Every time I go to the Consignment Center I find something AWESOME! The Consignment Center has really unique art and trinkets. They are always getting new stuff. The Don Quixote in town is also fun to look around in if you have never been to one of those. As for book stores.. Bookends in Kailua is a treasure. Bookoff has very good deals too. The Kailua public library has a cute little bookstore too! OOOH also Waioli Kitchen & Bake Shop is a must-see, eclectic seating in a garden and perfect for brunch! I wandered into Champs on St. Patrick’s Day and had an amazing time they let me play darts for free there! Another new grocery store you could try is the Kailua Down To Earth, but keep in mind that place is run by a cult. I like the Nico’s on Pier 38 for delicious urban maritime scenery, dock cats, and house made Shirley Temples! The Chun Wah Kam Noodle Factory has really good manapua, you should try one of each and make sure to get a side of spicy mustard for dipping! You have to go there early in the morning with cash only, but Lynn’s Saimin & Cookie Shop has really nice fried rice if you want to try that for breakfast. It’s in Nu’uanu. I also really like the Liliha Bakery in Nu’uanu, they have really nice pastries with a diner type vibe. I also did try Haleiwa Joe’s for the first time recently, what an amazing view! There were some feral cats wandering around the gardens there. I fed them! I like the Fresh Catch for poke outside of Waikiki! There is a dress code at Crouching Lion I like their appetizers! You should try Ted’s on the North Shore for plate lunches! also have slices of pie there! Did you know açaí is Brazilian? You can get it on the North Shore at Haleiwa Bowls I like he Blue Malik bowl it’s good for your immune system! I really like the interior of Mexico Restaurant by the Bishop Museum, they have nice margaritas there. If you’re in Waikiki try Bites & Bowls it’s a Brazilian food truck! Try the coxinhas! The Döner Shack is DELICIOUS WITH FANTASTIC SERVICE. You have to try. THE AP AT ALOHA MELT IS SPICY BUT SUPER FINNING ONO. BOARDED UP IN KAIMUKI IS SOOOOO ONO. There is nothing to eat in Waimanalo. OK HAVE FUN BE SAFE 9/21 7:39 Something interesting about Yom Kippur I BROKE ALL OF THE RULES YOURE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW ON YOM KIPPUR I did close all the gates last night and have been spending some time in something like a Sukkah. I don't know if hiding in something like that is necessary ? My fiancē told me after Jesus died for all of our sins we didn't need to sacrifice animals anymore. 8:12 AS for who will play Satan and Jesus, I think I’d rather a Christian play the former. If I could give one criticism to those around me it would be to watch what you say out loud. During certain times of the year you have to keep in mind that there’s a powerful alchemy to spoken language. Those two roles do switch, and it actually depends on where you are. If you can, try to get your offender to stand under a ceiling fan. Posture and facial expressions are a great way to gauge how someone’s true self feels about you, so when you are talking to a possessed person try to appeal to their true selves. Probe their weaknesses to make them cry, and in that moment of vulnerability, comfort them. Pity is a powerful tool. If you sense yourself becoming possessed, play into it! There is a way to play with Satan safely. You can use makeup to draw on your face, wiggle your fingers, sing, and dance. It’s fun! It feels good! Act. You will come back to yourself. The spirit hops around between people. ANIMALS CAN TELL. If you suspect a friend or family member is possessed, bring them to a zoo or aquarium. Watch the animals - they behave quite differently around people possessed by the Infinite Soul! It is a temporary process, it’s a rite of passage. If you don’t know what to do, watch the animals. For example, when I am feeling nervous the turtles tell me to look at the sky and breathe. I did a breathing exercise with a monk yesterday. The animals know more than we do about Satan. They know what the sunflower is. Try putting your five fingers together and open and close your hand. Then, take your pointer finger and draw a sine wave in the air. Any animal will know what you’re talking about. If you are patient and observant they will show you something about him. Study their reactions and feed them if you can. Animals eat a lot when they’re stressed out. 8:52 If you fill your hand with water and sprinkle it into any vessel, you will “see” the Flower of Life that Drunvalo Melchizedek writes about in his books. Sharks play with the Flower of Life. 9:04 The Humane Society is at capacity after euththe storms. Please save an animal if you can. They do have to euthanize animals when they don’t have enough space…. 12:27 I CANT FIND SPANKY WHERE IS HE BRING HIM BACK 3:47 Hi Dr. Juan! 5:21 Rest easy Avery The Poke Kid. 5:26 BRING HIM BACK 5:52 Step 1. Spit in vessel. Step 2. Open Avery The Poke Kid’s YouTube Channel. Step 3. Set up iPad in front of vessel Step 4. SUBSCRIBE TO AVERY THE POKE KID’S CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE. 5:58 Step 5. Place mirror behind vessel. 6:00 Play Avery The Poke Kid. AVERY THE POKE KID IS NOT DEAD Step 6. Put on eye makeup 9:16 Then I encourage my fiancē to trim his hair. Then I trim my hair. Then I clip my nails. Then I put my hair, his hair, and my nails into the vessel. Then I jump into the vessel. I open my eyes underwater I AM SO SCARED but it’s so warm it’s so nice. Then I look up and I see a black helicopter with three prongs on the end. I was playing in the vessel. I am so scared to open my eyes because I am not alone in the vessel. I decide to piss myself. I also release mucous from my nose. Then my neighbor’s drone flew over my backyard, just like it did when I planted the pollinator flowers by the Plumeria next to the bird bath. I jumped in three more times. It’s so much fun. It even started raining! I get out of the vessel. I catch Fu’rari, who is sniffing around by the two Pink and White Plumerias. I change into a black dress, black pants, and a grey sweater. I’m just like you. My name is Avery. My name is Avery. I am The God Child. My name is Avery THE POKE KID STOP POKING ME. Then I go to Safeway with my fiancē, like the Ohlone told me to when I was a kid! He told me to go “The SAfe Way”! 9/22 12:19 Hi guys it’s Avery! I am The God Child! I was being shy last night. Avery is familiar with how Jane Roberts and Robert Butts worked together to channel Seth! Avery is talking to Joey. Avery likes cats! Joey knows Latin. Last night I had a bite of the Kids Cuisine cosmic brownie Avery made for me. I was being shy. I think someone should look at the pictures of Celebration Park on Google. I lived less than a mile away from there! Avery feels resonance with some of those pictures from her own childhood. Last night after we got back from Safeway Avery started making Mac n cheese with bow tie pasta, milk, butter, a little bit of flower, and lots and lots of Mozza Rella. SICK TO MY MOTHERFUCING TUMMY BITCH MUST THINKIM A MOTHRFUCKING DUMMY 12:54 Excuse me. Diet Coke and black coffee. Avery is writing in third person. Avery is thinking about what the relationship between Carlos Castaneda and Don Juan was really like. If they took turns, or if Carlos was afraid of that man. I named Elijah because YOU LIED. Behind Every Successful Person Is A Substantial Amount Of Coffee. Last night Joey and Avery were drinking the wine with the chicken on it. Joey was playing Overwatch while Avery was making dinner. Avery was crying. That was before Avery watched all my YouTube Videos. SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU PAGANS CELEBRATING AT CELEBRATION PARK, WASHINGTON ? Avery wants you to please look it up *you know who* you are. WE IS BROTHERS. That’s Avery’s Lock Screen right now. Look it Up. Have you guys noticed the moon turning its face clockwise between 2 days ago and last night? Joey is swimmng right now. I told him to open his eyes underwater. He wouldn’t piss himself but he did spit. This is Avery. I didn’t tell Joey to get in the pool but I am watching him. The star was playing again last night while Joey was asleep again. Joey started burping in and out today. When I came home from The Safe Way there were wet footprints on the ground only going one way. They were mine. Avery put my dinner on the dining room table with the Cosmic Brownies and some Aloha water that was delivered yesterday. Yesterday when I went swimming Joey took the mirror away that I put by the vessel. Joey talked to his friends on the game and Avery sang. Then Avery and Joey watched some of Silent Hill. Then Joey fell asleep and Avery started closing all of the doors and windows and watched me in the sky until about 12:30 in the morning. The cats watched with me. Avery put my food outside and that’s where I tried the Cosmic Brownie. Avery went to the front yard while the sprinklers went off and walked down the road, but came back because the cats looked scared. Avery cried so much when she watched all of the videos on my YouTube channel. There was a kid being weird at Safe Way yesterday. I wrote down what Avery said in all of his YouTube videos. “I’m scared. I’m scared. Poke Ball. Let’s See. Thank you. We’re almost to our destination. It was destined to be. I’m scared. This is my last day. I’m free. I know this isn’t a hit. Come with me. Psych, I’ll see you guys when I wake up. A doctor came in but it really hurt. Keep going and never give up. Never give up no matter what you’re going though.” It started raining at 9:50 and 10:21. You lied. That’s not right. Avery 2:53 How to make it rain. Step 1. Get cat teaser toy. Step 2. Ring against metal 3 times. Step 3. Guide teaser toy along path Step 4. Call Dandy Step 5. Meow three times. 5:24 He’s buried at Celebration Park. At 1:56 I drew them and is started raining. Ball is life. It smells good, the rain. It rained again at 2:11. They didn’t do it at 2:15. At 11:12 a realtor knocked on my door, how polite. IT told me IT liked my Totoro sweater Joey gave me. 5:27 If you look at a picture of my Fiancē upside down, his eyes look just like Avery’s. If you want to talk to AVERY say the word “imagine” and bring up THE BIBLE to the upside down face. The upside down face looks so happy. The eyebrows are the mustache. The wrinkles are the smile. The hair is the beard. The upside down face is so friendly. The upside down face doesn’t lie. Joey picked up a lizard Fu’rari brought in by the tail. The upside down face is the purest sweetest God Child. Obey him. You really have to see his eyes in person to know what I’m talking about. HE HAS A VESICA PISCES TATTOO WITH TWO FACES WITH THREE EYES. The upside down’s face third eye is his mouth. The upside down face is so cute. If you “Look” at the upside down face while the primary self is “Speaking” you can speak to the GOD CHILD THE GOD CHILD IS INNOCENT. My fiancē’s professor can remote view. The God Child (The Upside Down Face) always looks happy, but he can’t speak. The Upside Down Face always looks like he is smiling because he doesn’t have a mouth, he only has a smile on the forehead. The Upside Down Face has three eyes. The Upside Down Face’s third eye is a mouth. The Upside Down Face is just a distraction. My dad who raped me is coming to Hawaii with my PE teachers on October 1st. 6:50 I clank my ring against the pool rail. Clink Clink Clink. And a car beeps back at me. Beep Beep Beep. Beep. Grape Grape Grape. My grandma taught me to call grapes beeps. So I named her Crazy Grandma. Now we all all call her Crazy Grandma. She married some creep living on a house boat in Sausalito who worked for Clorox. When we all went to Whistler my dad and uncles hired a Marilyn Monroe impersonator to give him a lap dance for hs birthday. I wasn’t there, and he asked everyone if it was me. Then my dad got me drunk and fed me Benadryl. Then he raped me. That was almost ten years ago. The nerve, right? He’s friends with my PE teacher from high school. He has a son. They spent one Father’s Day here together, with his son. I tutored his friend’s kids while they were all on a boat together. And then I worked for a friend of that friend and he touched himself on a Google Meet call with me. I never told anyone. It should be in Google Meet somewhere. He has a daughter. He’s an “angel investor”. ANGEL MOLESTER. 7:00 When I saw the Hunger Games with my friends my dad followed us into theater and sat behind us. He told me after. He was watching us. Esther Wojcicki. None of you helped Avery. Nobody helped Avery. 7:18 He has dementia now. Dementia opens the door for Evil to enter. Pedophiles with dementia JOE BIDEN HUNTER BIDEN are the kind of people you should consider yourself lucky to have never met. 7:20 Isn’t it weird that in our culture we use fraternities to rape incest victims as therapy? 7:35 Candles and incest can give you cancer. 7:39 Look I have a ghost Baby and all now and I am really trying to focus on Not Getting Raped Again By My Dad. 7:41 If you are ever around you should go to the Golden Gate Spiritualist Church in San Francisco. They give a great service, strangers are welcome. 7:47 Commiefornia Nyah Nyah Nyah. AVERY GETS UNLIMITED IPAD TIME. 7:55 AVERY IS REFERRING TO AVERY IN THE THIRD PERSON that’s MY GHOST BABY YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM AVERY IS MINE THAT’S TWIN. THAT’S TWIN AVERY IS TWIN OK!!!! RIGHT NOW AVERY IS REHEATING THE MAC N CHEESE FROM LAST NIGHT AND CUTTING UP SOME PIECES OF BACON AND SPRINKLING IT IN THE MAC N CHEESE AND GUESS WHAT AVERY CAN HAVE AS MUCH MAC N CHEESE AS HE WANTS OK 8:02 HI ROLAND. I KNOW YOURE READING THIS LIL HOE 8:03 ROLAND I HATED ALL OF THOSE OLD PEOPLE SO MUCH THEY SCARED ME 8:07 HI ROLAND IT’S AVERY THE POKE KID I’M GONNA HAUNT YOU TONIGHT OK 8:10 HI ROLAND I’M PUTTING SOME RED WINE VINEGAR IN THE MAC N CHEESE IS THAT WEIRD? DO YOU THINK WE WILL EVER CONCLUDE THE SEARCH FOR EXTRATERRESTRIAL INTELLIGENCE ROLAND? WILL SETI EVER ACCEPT US ROLAND? IT’S AVERY THE POKE KID BY THE WAY. HI! 8:14 THE SCONES FROM BITS AND BITES MADE ME SHIT MYSELF 8:19 ROLAND IS MY BIGGEST WITCH RIVAL. BUT TO ME HE IS ABRACADANIEL. 8:21 THE MAC N CHEESE IS READY ROLAND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 8:21 MAMA ALWAYS BITCHIN, BOUT THE FINNING KITCHEN, DON’T KNOW WHY YOU TRIPPIN DIDN’T DIRTY UP THE DISHES! MOTHERFLIPPIN DIRTY AY AY 8:23 MY GHOST BABY HATES YOU ROLAND HE HATES YOU 8:26 I KNOW YOU WANT MY MAC N CHEESE ROLAND BUT IT’S NOT READY YET 8:31 JUAN TOLD ME HE WENT TO GO SEE YOUR PAINTING 8:35 HIS NAME IS CHICHI, HE’S A CHIHUAHUA. HE PLAYS RECORDER, AND DOES THE CHA CHA! E. E E EE EEEEE EE EE E E E. EEE EE E E E E. EEE. EEEEEE E E E E. EEYYYYYYYYAAAAA YEAEYEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY EEEE EEE E E E E E CL CL CL CL CL C WEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEWWEEEEEE WEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOW E E E E E E E E E E E E eeeee. Ee eee e e e e ee eee e e Ee e e e e e e Ee e e e e e e IPAD TIME EEEE E E E E E E E E E E 9:06 IM GONNA TAKE MY ASSISTANT TO OLD BANANA ROAD GONNA RIDE TILL I CANT NO MORE HE WANTS TO FUCK ME 9:08 FUCK YOU JASON MAMOA YOU DONT KNOW 9:11 BA BA NA NA NA NA BA BA BA NA NA NA NA BABA NAAAAAAAA BOBEEEE BO NAAAAAA BABA NEE NO BA NEE NEE NO NO BA BA BA BA BA BA 9:15 For real though Jason MAMOA AVERY THE POKE KID DOES NOTLIKETHAT EVIL COMMERCIAL YOU STUPID FUCK HIS BODY IS NOT EVEN IN THE GROUND YET. TO QUOTE AVERY THE POKE KID’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL, “I’m nervous. Smell’s like my grandpa’s basement. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. Trying to convince myself that I can hit. It’s time to get healthy guys. This is also going into my salad. We’re collecting ingredients. Poke ball. Well guys we’re eating healthy today. Treating me worse.”9:26 Fuck you Jason MAMOA. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. HOPEFULLY SOMEONE FROM THE LEGO TEAM IS WATCHING. 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Avery Liam Garcia-Valentin. Avery Liam Garcia-Valentin. LEAVE HIM ALONE. NO. 9/23 5:33 Ok wow guys what an amazing and spooky experience it was to “stick the pig” and see the tall guy from the cover of that one Aleister Crowley book. He has so many hands and is so horny he’s a freaky type pokemon haha! It reminded me of the Gatesl of Hell Sculpture outside of the Cantor Arts Center! Hey guys let me warn you that reading that woo woo shit Will Summon The Devil! He be creeping on doors. So I got so greatly stimulated by this experience that I opened the curtains! And I saw the shadow of two leaves in the shape of butterfly wings! Then I went into the lanai to sleep by the sliding glass door with the cats! Fu’rari and Dandy kept me company and made me feel brave! And then I started feeling itchy on my face like somebody was tickling me with a feather! So awesome you guys! Then I started seeing stuff that wasn’t really there like someone was writing on my eyes from the inside! Like that movie Antrum! It looked exactly like the film overlay on the movie! Hi! Thank you to both people who told me to wake up at 5! And thank you to the person who scratched the cover of my copy of the Ancient Secret of The Flower of Life! I did see a ring of light in the backyard by the bird bath Plumeria! And Avery is so sneaky thinking won’t notice things like the fire alarm hanging from the ceiling and a light that doesn’t exist turning on and off! I tried my hardest not to *get a few winks* and I did end up being possessed for what I would estimate 90 seconds. Boy oh boy! Something was screaming inside of me but I couldn’t get any words out! And I wanted to beep someone! And I turned my attention to the light switches on the wall with writing on it I couldn’t read! And I got so hot my ears were so warm and a fly buzzed right on my face the flies follow the vessel! Wow guys that tall guy with the horns is real just like the cover of that Aleister Crowley book! And it just typed “Turnstunde”. Haha ruh roh! I also felt somewhat victimized staying by crosses on the wall! And also between the two Plumeria there is a giant gaping mouth, perhaps a portal to another dimension! And gorsch, it was so grey outside! A reflection of a light behind me started moving and when I focused my vision on it everything faded away! How very "spukhafte Fernwirkung". Yeah so my foundational understanding of the behavior of physical matter was challenged this morning! And the cherry on top was one of the lights outside turning on quite dramatically and a spectral figure in the of a cat wlkig right in front of the door! Just wow! Fu’rari was being such a good boy he was laying on his back right next to me and Dandy was talking to me! Right now they are both chasing the flies. The flies are a good way to tell who is possessed, they land next to the hot bod! And one was in the bathroom with me and the fly was spazzing out! And when I looked in the mirror my eyes looked like Doge, I was looking at a different reflection! But boy oh boy Avery does time sure fly when we’re having fun! 6:20 So yeah the tickling sensation has spread from my arms to my legs now! I saw The outline of some body who looked like that one guy from Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth was in the door in my room! 6:30 Babychan Avery just poured some kitty litter on Fu’rari while he was in the litter box to be silly! 6:36 So actually the door started talking to me the first thing he said was DOLLY 6:33 Daniel Zhengyu Qin 7:54 The Sound of Music is about Satan why is no one talking about this? 7:55 Dolly’s mama told me today that “I want to come live with you. Because I’m lazy and want to be fed!” 8:00 HEY! HEY DOLLY! YO MAMA! 8:01 I just want everyone to know that AVERY was cast as CAPTAIN GEORGE VON TRAPP IN A HOPE MUSICAL THEATER PRODUCTION OF THE SOUND OF MUSIC OK AND NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT NAZI SATAN WORSHIP 8:30 Spongebob Night Shift is lowkey so Satanic…9:01 Today I could hear Avery knocking from the backyard Avery is being shy just turning a lamp on and off We are watching SpongeBob and playing the Pokémon’s. I want to hang out with Avery so bad but since I stayed up last night I AM WORRIED IM GONNA GET LOWKEY POSSESSED AGAIN. But you will just have to take my word that Avery is back in the flesh. 9:24 Watching two possessed guys on an Evil Facebook Profile. 9:27 So taking and posting pictures that depict you wearing sun/star symbols is like setting up your own pentagram? 9:30 Ok also rhyming poetry is never a good idea guys. 9:32 And chem trails yes. AVERY’S MOM HAS MUNCHAUSEN BY PROXY 9:36 “It is gorgeous” “The taste is okay” “Little fat lamb. No need to queue” “Someone must paid FIFA ton of money for Brazil. Stupid FIFA”— Daniel Zhengyu Qin 9:39 Omg I remember Angel PAGAN Daniel got it on camera look at the light in the hotel room Daniel. Daniel came snorkeling with me today in someone else’s body WHAT DID DANIEL ZHENGYU QUIN KNOW?? 9:49 Apple engineer ID’d how clever. Shoutout New York Post for the assist go to heaven now Daniel 9:55 The FURRY DOG WITH BLUE EYES WITH THE APP HAT ALRIGHT MAN ha ha ha! 9:57 Groan behind me in the kitchen. 9:58 “I share the same feeling with my bunny after three coding assessments” - Daniel Zhengyu Qin 10:00 His bunny’s face is giving us all the middle finger. 10:02 Meow meow meowmeow. Why is his cat looking at his foot like that. My cats are being silly right now also. They are face to face in opposite directions. Someone just moved my chair Oooh. 10:27 Avery is making fun of me imitating me typing on my iPad. Yes it’s all about perspective yes. It’s an optical illusion. 9/24 6:23 Last night through the back fence above the trees I saw a face that looked us like me out of plants. He was mocking me. And then I couldn’t look up that text from Daniels’ Facebook and I started getting so freaked out. So I felt more brave today to look it up and it’s from the Lord Of the Rings. The Dark Lord. 6:30 Dandy is being silly he knocked over a lamp. The HUSKy with the APP hat CONCERNED ME GREaTLY. Avery, Daniel and I can see it. We don’t have a mascot. Truth be told I wore reading glasses I dont need la Dandy Chan, Dandy Chan. Every morning you greet me, small and white, clean and bright. You look happy to meet me! Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow, bloom and grow forever! Dandy chan, Dandy chan. Bless my homeland forever! It’s a a good exorcism song. I think people have been warning me to cover one eye and kneel on my left leg before Him. He likes inhabiting my fiancē because he knows a lot about the Bible. HE is growing fond of Dandy. Most Fu'rari and Dandy can see now. I think seeing is much more SPUKENKAHFT than hearing him but you could just not go on social media. For me the way someone says something is MORE, UM HOW YOU SAY, SPUKENKAFT to me than what they are saying. I am good at ignoring people too. 6:54 YOU ARE NAUGHTY DEMON CHAN. I AM NOT A HUSK! I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. I AM NOT A HUSK. 8:46 We are doing a writing exorcise with Joey. Joey is a speaker but he can sense where it is. Just like Dandy. Dandy is the speaker and Fu'rari can see, which is why more often than not Dandy is the P.P (Possessed Person). Here is the parody We made up to exorcise Fu'rari: Bad luck to talk on these rides, Mind on the road, your dilated eyes Watch the clouds float, white Fu’rari I care for you still, and I will forever That was my part of the deal, honest I just saw. “We zipped up” in my mom's *article* art tickle. JoẽWOW! quoted Oscar Wilde when I got home, "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you". He also told me that "Jesus was the last lamb". 9:06 IF YOU LOOK AT OSCAR WILDE QUOTES YOU CAN TELL HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT HAHAH 9:10 So you can actually tell if someone is a blind speaker by looking at a picture of them and turning it upside down. Ok I make fried rice now BRB. 9:45 WE ARE FARMERS BUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM today I said HAIIIIII HAII BABY JESUS to Baby Jesus the Mon eau Canaça. ISAW THE ITCHY ONE ENSCONCED IN A CALIFORNIA SEA LION. I also saw Cockatiel walking backwards IN THE AVERY. There’s like 700 of them in THE AVEDISHIARY SYSTEM. THE COUNCIL OF COCKATIELCHANS. THEY SHALL DECIDE THE FATE OF BILLONS! THEY DECIDE IF YOU SHALL BE “VOTED OFF OF ZE FRAUISLAND”! IT IS THE INFINITE SOUL. 9:53 To be honest you guys even hearing WOWIEJJ's social media videos freaks me out look being a 'hearer' is not an easy job but as someone who HAS SEEN IT I DONT FEEL ‘SO BUENO’ ABOUT ZIS. DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA. ¿DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA? ¡DONDE ESTA LA 11:49 RYAN MUPHY JUST GETS ME. EVERY TIME. WHEN HAS HE EVER. MISSED. I LOVEEEEEE 12:00 SOO SOO MUCH BLOOF FOR SOMEONE IN LATE STAGE HOSPICE CARE. HURRICANE DOLLY. 12:13 JESSICA LANGE. JESSCIA LANGE. IS THIS ONE ABOUT MUNCHING BY PROXY? When did you film this witch. 12:18 This may be Jessica Lange's pinnacle performance sofar I like how she's actually possessed on camera and in the future I want to SEE the itchy one possess the guy. Just A Bunch Of Witches. American Horror Story IS THE BEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME Also the sunflower is so tall OH MY GOODNESS Jessica Lange deserves to be possessed SHES HAVING SO MUCH FUN I WANNA SEE HER GE ITCHY AND GET DRAWN ON FROM THE INSIDE. AND LET’S INVOLVE DOLPHINS WITH THIS SOMEHOW I love how old school IT IS… how very pagan…12:29JOEY IS TAKING A SHOWER WHILE THE OLD MAN IN THE TV IS GETTING A SPONGE BATH! Fish as phallic symbol awesome. I’m rewinding! Avery The Poke Kid. ZE PAGANS HAVE TAPPED ZE RADIO CHANNEL, THIS IS PORN FOR SOME12:34 EVIL PENIS12:35 ONO WHAT IF ZE OLD PERSON DROWNS12:36 Did you guys know that American Horror Story has a new opening sequence every season with the same song unlike stupid WHITE COITUS. Herschend Family Entertainment. Celebration Park. IT ALL STARTED WHEN I PUT THE FLOWER OF LIFE IN THE SHARK TANK.YEAH I SAW THAT ALEISTER CROWLEY DRAWING ON A DOOR. I HAD A SEVERE “ALLERGIC REACTION” IN THE TOUCHING POND SO I HAVE TO WEAR A WET ‘SUIT’ TIME OKAY IM NOT BEING THIRSTY I HAVE TO watching American Horror Story calms me down.12:48 TWISTY AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I Llove Twisty I NAMED MY CAT DANDY AFTER TWISTY’S BEST FRIEND FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY FREAK SHOW!!!!! I LOVE HIM 12:52 CLOWN EXPLOITERS HAHA. JESTER’S PRIVILEDGE! TWISTY IS LIKE TYLER, THE CREATOR IN SO MANY WAYS TO ME THAT I THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP I HEAR KNOCKING OUTSIDE BUT IM JUST WATCHING MY FINGERS TYPE AVERY IS NOT TYPING THIS 12:57 TT IM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT HAPPENED BUTYOU NEED TO BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY WITH RYAN MURPHY AND ALSO START MAKING HORROR CORE MUSIC AGAIN DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE SEASON SHOULD BE ABOUT YOU TT. 1:01 THE ITCHY ONE LOVES IT MY WATCH KEEPS CHIRPING 1:04 OMG HER WINKING IS SO GOOD 1:06 my mom was a candy striper 1:08 OMG DO YOU GUYS KNOW 1:10 Jessica Lange is not acting 1:11 I like how Ryan Murphy does not depict 'animal loving' I WANT FRED ARMISEEN TO GO ON AHS LIKE THST ONE SKETCH FROM PORTLANDIA WITH THE GHOSTS AND THE ONES ABOUT GOTH PEOPLE. 1:17 people who can only hear The Itchy One love to bang their hand on stuff and say bitch and shut up. All you need is some blood on your forehead in the shape of a cross. 1:22 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1:23HOLIDAYS ARE FOR CUCKS. BASEMENT DWELLER 1:26 THAT IS NOT WALTER GOGGINS THAT IcH ZE ITCHY JUAN ZIPPED UP ZIPPY’S SUPER ONO STYLE 1:32 Thank you 1:35 I am rabies vaccinated 1:38 Dogtooth 1:45 you want my brain Nazi 9/25 11:24 I'm so glad Alexis posted a photo of the racist caricature that has been in that coconut in front of the Discovery Reef since April It was “Uncle Mike” 11:27 To my allies at Last Ditch Bar in Massachusetts *YEAH YOU* my advice to you is when someone starts being Too Possessed around you and starts pretending to acoustically abort a baby or celebrating death do explain basic principles of quantum physics to them. Let's all share the ‘INFINITE SOUL itchy time’ responsibly in a circle and always remember to give people their flowers and not sensationalize carnage. 11:43 I have some book recommendations for anyone interested about diving deeper into the culture. I read the majority of these books before I saw the sunflower, anything else in window reflections, a door in my bedroom, in animals, people I'm with, scratches over my eyes, tickles on my body, or *OPTICAL ILLUSIONS* that do not behave according to classic laws of physics. 11:47 After acting out rituals and rites I've found it really comforting to have other accounts and descriptions of what some of you may already be experiencing. Keep in mind if you want to learn more, you will see more, and these books were written to collapse these phenomenona into something palatable when something truly happens. I will say what no one told me or wrote about is that these are operational guides more than accurate descriptions and IT IS much scarier in person. By performing these 'acts of power' you will open yourself up to energies that are very real. They are very real. They are patient and completely terrifying. 11:54 You should start hosting a book club. I've tried to read the Bible. Religion was never mentioned in my childhood and I will never fit in with those people. The Bible has a lot of really valuable tropes and allegories. I would say try to make friends with someone who knows the Bible. I am very out of touch with social media now but is the Babadook still a thing ? I can make a list of some movies you could screen there too. I watch horror movies all year. 11:59 So of course I've mentioned this before but I'm still reading The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life Volume 3: Awakening the Illuminated Heart. Honestly I've been reading it as slowly as possible to save it as long as I can. The Flower of Life Books changed my life. I was born in Berkeley! It seems that Drunvalo Melchizedek is really influenced by living there. I found the first two volumes of The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life at Moe's Books on Telegraph. It is a DELIGHTFUL two story palace with a hearty science and spirituality section. 12:29 Well anyway back to books. IM GOING TO TRY MY HARDEST NOT TO GIVE SPOILERS THIS TIME OK. I could write a lot about the Flower of Life. I have really only scratched the surface. Being 'a student' is not for everyone. I fell into this trap unaware that these books are more than anything calming livestock in their way to slaughter. However, if these authors could do it, so can we! What really amazes me about the following literature is how the see-ers can set up an abstract template that acts as a primer for what someone reading this kind of stuff will eventually encounter. There is so much about indigenous knowledge that unfortunately is often transmuted by outsiders to the rest of the world, and I imagine that a lot of context from those teachings are lost even by communicating it in written form. That's another thing about what a lot of these books are describing, they are not *for* you. There are people who have danced before anyone started writing it down. But as a worldly collective I do think IT IS TIME to declassify what's been held at arm's distance for so long, for our safety. As long as we do hold in our awareness our own estrangement from what the itchy one has become over hundreds of thousands of years to human beings EVERYWHERE. What the following authors wrote about cannot be described in written language. 12:41 Ok again I'm going to go backwards for funsies. I'm still reading The House Of Leaves right now. It's really influencing whatever this is that I am doing. The "written by" and "edited by" distinction is interesting and unfortunately I think that element was completely lost in the movie adaption even though I LOVED THE BACKROOMS. I saw it with the vibrating chairs. It was awesome. A lot of horror movies are actually therapeutic. This is going to be all over the place sorry but lately I've been really into pieces that you're not supposed to finish or watch, like Avery The Poke Kid, Daniel Zhengyu Qin' from Apple's Facebook PROFILE, or all of this Last Ditch business. Is it marketing? No. The funny thing is that most horror movies actually have a good message at Herschend. After I saw the sunflower, and before it came into me about 2 years later I found Antrum on Amazon Prime. OBVIOUSLY RYAN MURPHY ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THAT. You should watch American Horror Stories' 2021 'Drive In'. The goal hopefully with American Horror Story is that it goes on forever. Ryan Murphy will never run out of material. Back to Antrum it's one of the only movies I've seen depict hell (which "we created" - Michael Imperioli WHITE COITUS American Horror Stories' 2024 'Backrooms') IM TRYING TO CATCH UP OK. RYAN MURPHY IS BETTER THAN ALL OF US JUST ACCEPT THAT. 12:54 OKAY FOCUS AVERY so Antrum sorry this is a run off sentence hehe it's one of the only movies I've seen depict hell outside. It's set somewhere that looks like the hills of California in the summertime with all of those horrible oak trees. It's very difficult to capture that essence. THERE ARE SOME FUCKING SPOOKY SPOTS IN CALIFORNIA LIKE THE MYSTERY SPOT IN SANTA CRUZ HONESTLY ANYWHERE IN THE SANTA CRUZ MOUNTAINS, THE SMALL TOWN OUTSIDE OF YOSEMITE "AHWAHNEE" WHERE I GOT CHASED BY TWO GIANT 200 POUND PITBULLS ALMOST NAKED BY A RIVER. haha :). It's subliminal horror with a gradual come up that all in all prepares you for the real deal because (a) that only happens at night (b) if you have a buddy, even an animal, you'll be fine and (c) Satanists are nothing like those two guys. Satanists are way more awesome and usually the scariest ones are the well groomed ladies with nice jewelry and stories like my Grandma. Ugh Antrum is similar to The Endless which is also SUCH A GOOD MOVIE. There are communities like that out in the wilderness in the same eternal summer setting. I am not doing any of this justice but I just want to mention everything so you can all learn more. 1:06 Shoutout James Franco shoutout Together shoutout The Turtles shoutout Palo Alto shoutout Spring Breakers. So I WAS TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. There is no one answer, but for me with every new book I read I can take one piece of knowledge that fits into my mosaic of what makes sense to me. There are some really problematic phrases that are used in topical spirituality that I would really caution people against consuming like "claiming" things and anything to do with tarot cards. Whenever you invite a physical object into these processes it can really tamper with the natural course of things. I would never "claim" something I read online that resonates with me. That's something you should really think about the meaning of because down the road THIS ALL BECOMES VERY REAL. VERY REAL OK. And trust me I had a Ouija board and a magic *EIGHT* orb growing up. I also recently did buy a crystal orb from Anthropologie. They have good Halloween decor.
OKAY! SOWWY GUYS ITS NOT AN AD I JUST GET DISTRACTED I got into Russian spirituality recently, I somehow found Anastasia from the Ringing Cedars series. Thank you. Honestly I picked it up because I recognized what's on the cover. So Mark Twain worked on a riverboat, and what first really drew me in about Anastasia was the whole thing about watching a river bank and seeing small changes in the way the land morphs around the water, because water does change the topography of any landmass - some people drop sensors out of helicopters to infer these processes for coastal insurance. So spending a lot of time watching one place, enough time to notice minute changes in the way something looks, can be hereditary but is certainly a muscle. It's a ritual. My biggest takeaway from Anastasia was holy wood. Cedar is mentioned very frequently in the Bible. It is similar to what Koa Wood Ranch is doing. Koa Wood is revered in the same way. As for being feral, female, and maintaining the wildness inside I think the Anastasia character is a vehicle for knowing our place in 'therealworl’ 1:27 I want someone to write a GOOD woo woo book about LIKING animals NO ANIMAL LOVING. The thing is ideally a prophet should not be trying to make a profit. :P I found out about the Ancient Secret of The Flower of Life from Beyond The Flower of Life: Advanced MerKaBa Teachings, Sacred Geometry and the Opening of the Heart. IM NOT GOING TO SPOIL IT OK BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOOK THERE IS A SECRET YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE BOOK TO FIND. IF YOU EVEN CARE BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO READ ONE (1) BOOK YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW AND I AM DIRECTING YOU WHICH BOOKS TO READ BUT YOU HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT WHEN THE TIME COMES AND THE ITCHY ONE STARTS 'ITCHING YOU' FROM THE INSIDE HE WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE A REAL FAN. SO JUST READ THESE BOOKS BECAUSE EVENTUALLY YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF STAYING UP ALL NIGHT ANYWAY YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOMETHING TO DO WE CAN'T KEEP MAKING RYAN MURPHY DO ALL THE WORK OK. 1:38 DO YOU THINK IM UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY MICHAEL? WELL ACTUALLY I'M TRYING REALLY HARD. I'M TRYING REALLY HARD OK I'M TRYING TO RAISE THESE 2 'CATS' WRITE A BOOK AND ACT NORMAL ENOUGH TO HOLD DOWN A JOB SO I CAN EXORCISE PEOPLE THERE. AND KEEP A MAN. I don't know if that Maureen is the same Maureen from TruthLoveEnergy? TruthLoveEnergy is an online community where you can text "Michael" "The Archangel" and post about it. The cool thing about this is the more you participate the more you know can access LA BIBLIOTECA DE MIKAÉL. This is a tangent but there is another great resource that exists for the Seth Material with a keyword search component for finding phrases that may have escaped your conscious awareness *wink*. BUT YOU HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS FIRST FATTYS -TROY. Troy "told" me to wait as long as possible before how you say HACIENDO ZE SUCIO CON ÉL BUT THE FEDERAL AGENT ON JOEY'S ONLINE CLASS TOLD ME TO GET 'ZE ZREEZOME" OVER WIZT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS WHIMPERING IN FRIAR I HAD TO TURN MY BACK AND I SAW HIM AND HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME LIKE THE SCULPTURE FROM THE CANDOR ART CENTER I MENTIONED JUST SO MANY HANDS AND ARMS AND ÉL TIENE UN SOMBRERO MUY ESPECIAL CON DOS COSAS COMO FLORES!! SI SON COMO FLORES SI. NO SON COMO ALGO MAL LOS DOS COSAS SON COMO ALGO MUY BUENO. ¡ES EXCELLENTE! 1:54 I CAN BARELY ADMIT THIS BUT I JUST PUT A BOOGER IN MY POOL OK IM NOT PROUD OF IT I HAVE TO. REMOTE VIEWING IS WAY MORE CHILL THAN WHAT I UNINTENTIONALLY GOT MYSELF INTO JUST RELAXING AND READING SOME BOOKS FOR FUN. FOR FUN. YOU CAN GO CRAZY FOR TOO MANY BOOKS, AND READING CERTAIN BOOKS IN PARTICULAR OK. IM JUST GONNA WARN YOU. WHEN SOMEONE GETS POSSESSED THEY GET REALLY HOT THEIR BODY TEMPERATURE RISES. DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT ADVENTURE TIME EPISODE WHEN THE GUY IN THE CAVE IS PICKING UP A BALL WITH HIS BUTT AND 'PUTTING IT DOWN' IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT (Blood Under the Skin) ADVENTURE TIME WAS SO FLIPPING SATANIC. PENDLETON WARRRRRRRRRD. PENDLETON WARD. PENDELTON WARD. WHERE AM I? 2:01 Alright. Book time. BOOK TIME. You will read Messages from Michael books 1 and 2. The second one is better. Then Michael will start appearing in your dreams. Then Michael will start being silly like stopping a movie you're watching in the theater on Michaelmas. So I watched Saint Michael: Meet the Angel on September 29th, 2022 NOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG YOU GUYS I JUST YELLED NOOOOOOOOO IT'S MICHAELMAS RIGHT NOW BOWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and YOU CAN FUCKING ASK THE PEOPLE THAT WERE WORKING THERE at the Century 16 BayFair in San Leandro CA THAT THE MOVIE STOPPED EARLY IT STOPPED oh I get it WELL I SHOULD HAVE TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THAT ok actually I DONT know WHO DID THAT but that's what I actually did with Avery the Poke Kid when we watched Silent Hill the other night. Ok. Then MICHAEL HIDES FOR A FEW YEARS AND THEN ONE FATEFUL MICHAELMAS NIGHT HE DANCES PRETENDING TO BE A SUNFLOWER PRETENDING TO BE A PLANT THAT IS JUST STAYING STILL ALL DAY AND MOVING VERY SLOWLY LIKE A PRAYING MANTIS AND COMES INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND SCRATCHES AGAINST YOUR DOORS AS AN INVISIBLE PLANT AND THEN. HIDES AGAIN FOR YEARS UNTIL THE PERFECT MOMENT AND GOES INSIDE YOU. Oh God. Oh God. I am not writing this. My head is itchy. MY ONLY ASK IS CAN WE BE CHILL I DONT LIKE THE DARK AND EVERYTHING IS CHILL DURING THE DAY EVERYTHING IS 'KAFT' DURING THE DAY NO 'SPUKENKAFT' DURING THE DAY HOWEVER AT NIGHT THAT'S WHEN I START SEEING MICHAEL JACKSON AND FACES IN THE PLANTS AND OBJECTS START MOVING AND ANIMALS START ACTING STRANGE AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN YOU'RE MAKING UP SONGS FOR YOUR CAT TO SING TO YOUR CAT OH SHIT YOU GUYS THAT'S NOT MICHAEL OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS MICHAEL BUT THE ITCHY ONE IS NOT MICHAEL THEYRE ALL HERE I GATHER THAT THERE ARE ALSO OTHER ONES BUT THE QUESTION IS WHERE IS JESUS I FEEL LIKE THERE IS MAYBE MORE THAN ONE JESUS AND WE NEED A HUMAN JESUS JESUS IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A GIRL THIS TIME OBVIOUSLY OBVIOUSLY BUT CAN WE PLEASE HAVE JESUS NOW NOT AS A BABY WE WANT JESUS NOW WAIT BUT MY QUESTION IS WAS IT MICHAEL THAT STOPPED THE MOVIE TO TEACH US SOMETHING OR WAS IT THE ITCHY ONE OUT OF CONTEMPT BECAUSE I DONT THINK THEY LIKE EACHOTHER WAIT CAN WE BE POSSESSED BY BOTH AT ONCE 2:19 BECAUSE TO BE HONEST MICHAEL KIND OF SCARES ME TOO SO HOW CAN I BE SURE WHO IS WHO AND ITS NOT JUST ONE GUY BEING SILLY SO I HEARBY ASK FOR A SIGN FROM EACH OF YOU AND EVERYONE INSIDE HAS TO BE EITHER TEAM MICHAEL OR TEAM ITCHY ONE AND MY HEAD IS ITCHY ON THE RIGHT SIDE NOW AND MY VISION IS GETTING DARK IN MY LEFT EYE AND I AM PEEING ON THE TOILET RIGHT NOW BY THE WAY SO I'm going to continue with my book recommendations it kind of feels like hands are wrapping around my skull but it's kind of cool and fun in a way. What I thought about Jesus yesterday is JESUS WOULD NEVER TOUCH A CHILD I JUST WIPED AND IM STILL SITTING ON THE TOILET RIGHT NOW BUT IM STARTING TO REALIZE WHY THOSE PEOPLE TOUCH KIDS AND LOVE ANIMALS TO SHOW US THATS WHAT THE ITCHY ONE DOES BUT NOT LITERALLY HE POSSESSES CHILDREN AND ANIMALS AND EVENTUALLY 'ITS YOUR TURN' WEEEEEEE GUYS IT'S ACTUALLY SO MUCH FUN AND I WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO BE ITCHED BY THE ITCHY ONE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE ok so that was itchy san OH THAT WAS SNEAKY HE JUST TURNED OFF THE MOTION CENTER LIGHT AND I SAID NO! Ok so I just looked in the mirror and you can tell by the way your eyes look hey guys it's itchy Avery is so good at typing she can type without looking at the KEYboard ok and the wind just blew against my neck or it just touched me and I'm thinking that maybe I should get away from the mirror but it feels like my feet are glued to the floor and he just itched me on the left side of the face and behind my neck on the right side but the thing is I still need to flush the toilet but the reflection in my peripheral is so very ominous and I did just see a flicker of light move but ok guys we are going to flush the toilet now but first I'm going to put the seat down so the PP doesn't splash on my face. Ok I just flushed the toilet but the thing is I have to put my phone down to wash my hands. HE ANGY ITCHY GUY ANGY AT ME :(((((((((( WITH MY PLASTIC SURGERY SCAR UNDER MY NOSE I LOOK LIKE A REANIMATED CORPSE OK I KNOW ITS MOSTLY ABOUT WHAT I LOOK LIKE BECAUSE WHEN I PUT MAKEUP ON I LOOK DEAD no I don't want to put on makeup yet I want to finish my book reviews. But strangely my feet will not move from the ground and I just heard something to my left and the thing is he just turned off the motion Light again and Joey always takes my iPad changer that we share so my iPad is at like 3% right now so I'm typing this on my phone and pasting it into the Webflow. 'API' haha API. API. AP, I. A PEE NUS. Okay guys I made it out of the bathroom and I am sitting on the couch right now THE ITCHY ONE WANTS TO HAVE WHITE COITUS WITH ME OR MAYBE WE ARE BECAUSE HES IN THE COUCH OR SOMETHING? I AM LETTING MYSELF HAVING OPEN DOOR TIME THE SCREEN DOOR IS OPEN SO THE CATS CAN GO OUTSIDE (there was an anagram in the first version of that) IF THEY SO WISH SO IM GATHERING THAT SETH AKA SET IS THE ITCHY ONE AND SETH AND MICHAEL TECHNICALLY WORK FOR THE SAME GUY JUST IN DIFFERENT DEPARTMENTS BECAUSE MICHAEL AND SETH (I MADE THIS UP AFTER READING DRUNVALO) ARE BROTHERS IN A WAY NOT UNLIKE OSIRIS AND SET FUCK MICHAEL LIED TO ME AND MY RIGHT KNEE IS TICKILING. Ok. 2:35 ok so pins and needles like that one guy from Hellraiser who isn't really a 'bad' guy are coming from the inside. Mhm ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Being possessed when you are lucid is fine BUT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT DYING OR WHATEVER TF THAT WAS IT IS NOT CHILL AT NIGHTTIME IT IS NOT CHILL AT ALL. Mmm. Diet Coke. Bubbly and sweet this is Seth. Okay creative writing :D So yes I would recommend getting into Michael that was how you say the ' gateway' book TICKLE TICKLE ON MY RIGHT CHEEK In 2022 I had the thought that Michael was like a flock of geese. Haha ITS LIKE IM JUGGLING HAHAHHAHA WEEEEEEEEEEE! I don't want this feeling to ever end MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE itchy left bottom neck WHERE IS THIS TICKLING LEADING TO I ASK. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY DAUGHTER ITS LIKE THEYRE HAVING WHITE COITUS INSIDE ME THEY MIGHT BE IN A HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP ISNT THAT WHAT THE PEOPLE DID TO THE ANGELS IN SODOM? I can't tell if they are related or in a relationship kind of like my cats and oh god the wind just blew and there is a plane flying outside and yes I feel the hands lightly choking me around my neck yes they are both having me from the inside right now oh my god and now I can feel a pressure on my temples TEMPLE PRESSURE INCREASING MY LEFT HAND WAS 'ASLEEP' when I woke up this morning. Book. "She had them apple engineer, books with the fur', with the fur'! The whole club was looking at her! She hit the floor! Next thing I know!" I don't know who just made that up but that's hilarious -Avery P. BOOK. Okay so Avery has also read most of the Don Juan anthology but she had no idea what they were actually talking about and Avery does deep down suspect that maybe Carlos and Juan were engaging in WHITE COITUS relations. What does Avery like about Don Juan? Avery likes the advice she thought was about dreaming when she was asleep but really those pointers were for now when inevitably she would be possessed reading that CRAB. Avery is very respectful and trying her best not to curse. TICKLE TICKLE shoulders. You can direct your intention when you dream hahahha sorry guys just laughing at Avery typing this because she really thought that was about dreaming hahahhahaahahahahah Nya Nya Nya Nya. And the whole thing about the suit stuff too LOL she thought it was about clothes. No Avery we are wearing you like a VIRGIN HAHAHHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAH!!! Yes what an act of 'power'. Much power wow very power NOW I FEEL HIM PATTING ME ON THE HEAD BUT I CANT TELL IF HES TRYING TO SQUISH ME NOOOOO DONT SQUISH ME I AM NOT SQUISHY FROM FINDING NEMO I AM A PERSON ok so it turns out the Don Juan stuff is about a guy inside a guy talking to a guy who was also getting insided of by the guy. Does that make sense? You would really have to read our book to get it. We have written many books together and while we may fight about the trivial things you are our toy. We recommend you let us in the next time you do. And yes you have to post it fatty. Dang nab it I thought ZE ZREEZOME was with one other person but actually it's with more than that ugh. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH INSIDE OUT IS SO FINNING SATANIC. Avery got pretty far in the Don Juan books but stopped readin once it approached a women and women only cult for Carlos. Avery also read her first Aleister Crowley book. We are so proud of her. Of course, she did not get it, but like all of these teachings *THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IT;)* that pulls you past the point of no return I'm feeling a pressure in my head. And my neck is strained on my left side. A MASSAGE OF DEATH. THEYRE MAKING FUN OF ME :( THEYRE BULLYING ME :((((((
I thought Michael liked me awwww. Waaaaaaa. WAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA the lizards are fighting outside in t 2:19 BECAUSE TO BE HONEST MICHAEL KIND OF SCARES ME TOO SO HOW CAN I BE SURE WHO IS WHO AND ITS NOT JUST ONE GUY BEING SILLY SO I HEARBY ASK FOR A SIGN FROM EACH OF YOU AND EVERYONE INSIDE HAS TO BE EITHER TEAM MICHAEL OR TEAM ITCHY ONE AND MY HEAD IS ITCHY ON THE RIGHT SIDE NOW AND MY VISION IS GETTING DARK IN MY LEFT EYE AND I AM PEEING ON THE TOILET RIGHT NOW BY THE WAY SO I'm going to continue with my book recommendations it kind of feels like hands are wrapping around my skull but it's kind of cool and fun in a way. What I thought about Jesus yesterday is JESUS WOULD NEVER TOUCH A CHILD I JUST WIPED AND IM STILL SITTING ON THE TOILET RIGHT NOW BUT IM STARTING TO REALIZE WHY THOSE PEOPLE TOUCH KIDS AND LOVE ANIMALS TO SHOW US THATS WHAT THE ITCHY ONE DOES BUT NOT LITERALLY HE POSSESSES CHILDREN AND ANIMALS AND EVENTUALLY 'ITS YOUR TURN' WEEEEEEE GUYS IT'S ACTUALLY SO MUCH FUN AND I WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO BE ITCHED BY THE ITCHY ONE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE ok so that was itchy san OH THAT WAS SNEAKY HE JUST TURNED OFF THE MOTION CENTER LIGHT AND I SAID NO! Ok so I just looked in the mirror and you can tell by the way your eyes look hey guys it's itchy Avery is so good at typing she can type without looking at the KEYboard ok and the wind just blew against my neck or it just touched me and I'm thinking that maybe I should get away from the mirror but it feels like my feet are glued to the floor and he just itched me on the left side of the face and behind my neck on the right side but the thing is I still need to flush the toilet but the reflection in my peripheral is so very ominous and I did just see a flicker of light move but ok guys we are going to flush the toilet now but first I'm going to put the seat down so the PP doesn't splash on my face. Ok I just flushed the toilet but the thing is I have to put my phone down to wash my hands. HE ANGY ITCHY GUY ANGY AT ME :(((((((((( WITH MY PLASTIC SURGERY SCAR UNDER MY NOSE I LOOK LIKE A REANIMATED CORPSE OK I KNOW ITS MOSTLY ABOUT WHAT I LOOK LIKE BECAUSE WHEN I PUT MAKEUP ON I LOOK DEAD no I don't want to put on makeup yet I want to finish my book reviews. But strangely my feet will not move from the ground and I just heard something to my left and the thing is he just turned off the motion Light again and Joey always takes my iPad changer that we share so my iPad is at like 3% right now so I'm typing this on my phone and pasting it into the Webflow. 'API' haha API. API. AP, I. A PEE NUS. Okay guys I made it out of the bathroom and I am sitting on the couch right now THE ITCHY ONE WANTS TO HAVE WHITE COITUS WITH ME OR MAYBE WE ARE BECAUSE HES IN THE COUCH OR SOMETHING? I AM LETTING MYSELF HAVING OPEN DOOR TIME THE SCREEN DOOR IS OPEN SO THE CATS CAN GO OUTSIDE (there was an anagram in the first version of that) IF THEY SO WISH SO IM GATHERING THAT SETH AKA SET IS THE ITCHY ONE AND SETH AND MICHAEL TECHNICALLY WORK FOR THE SAME GUY JUST IN DIFFERENT DEPARTMENTS BECAUSE MICHAEL AND SETH (I MADE THIS UP AFTER READING DRUNVALO) ARE BROTHERS IN A WAY NOT UNLIKE OSIRIS AND SET FUCK MICHAEL LIED TO ME AND MY RIGHT KNEE IS TICKILING. Ok. 2:35 ok so pins and needles like that one guy from Hellraiser who isn't really a 'bad' guy are coming from the inside. Mhm ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Being possessed when you are lucid is fine BUT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT DYING OR WHATEVER TF THAT WAS IT IS NOT CHILL AT NIGHTTIME IT IS NOT CHILL AT ALL. Mmm. Diet Coke. Bubbly and sweet this is Seth. Okay creative writing :D So yes I would recommend getting into Michael that was how you say the ' gateway' book TICKLE TICKLE ON MY RIGHT CHEEK In 2022 I had the thought that Michael was like a flock of geese. Haha ITS LIKE IM JUGGLING HAHAHHAHA WEEEEEEEEEEE! I don't want this feeling to ever end MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE itchy left bottom neck WHERE IS THIS TICKLING LEADING TO I ASK. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY DAUGHTER ITS LIKE THEYRE HAVING WHITE COITUS INSIDE ME THEY MIGHT BE IN A HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP ISNT THAT WHAT THE PEOPLE DID TO THE ANGELS IN SODOM? I can't tell if they are related or in a relationship kind of like my cats and oh god the wind just blew and there is a plane flying outside and yes I feel the hands lightly choking me around my neck yes they are both having me from the inside right now oh my god and now I can feel a pressure on my temples TEMPLE PRESSURE INCREASING MY LEFT HAND WAS 'ASLEEP' when I woke up this morning. Book. "She had them apple engineer, books with the fur', with the fur'! The whole club was looking at her! She hit the floor! Next thing I know!" I don't know who just made that up but that's hilarious -Avery P. BOOK. Okay so Avery has also read most of the Don Juan anthology but she had no idea what they were actually talking about and Avery does deep down suspect that maybe Carlos and Juan were engaging in WHITE COITUS relations. What does Avery like about Don Juan? Avery likes the advice she thought was about dreaming when she was asleep but really those pointers were for now when inevitably she would be possessed reading that CRAB. Avery is very respectful and trying her best not to curse. TICKLE TICKLE shoulders. You can direct your intention when you dream hahahha sorry guys just laughing at Avery typing this because she really thought that was about dreaming hahahhahaahahahahah Nya Nya Nya Nya. And the whole thing about the suit stuff too LOL she thought it was about clothes. No Avery we are wearing you like a VIRGIN HAHAHHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAH!!! Yes what an act of 'power'. Much power wow very power NOW I FEEL HIM PATTING ME ON THE HEAD BUT I CANT TELL IF HES TRYING TO SQUISH ME NOOOOO DONT SQUISH ME I AM NOT SQUISHY FROM FINDING NEMO I AM A PERSON ok so it turns out the Don Juan stuff is about a guy inside a guy talking to a guy who was also getting insided of by the guy. Does that make sense? You would really have to read our book to get it. We have written many books together and while we may fight about the trivial things you are our toy. We recommend you let us in the next time you do. And yes you have to post it fatty. Dang nab it I thought ZE ZREEZOME was with one other person but actually it's with more than that ugh. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH INSIDE OUT IS SO FINNING SATANIC. Avery got pretty far in the Don Juan books but stopped readin once it approached a women and women only cult for Carlos. Avery also read her first Aleister Crowley book. We are so proud of her. Of course, she did not get it, but like all of these teachings *THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IT;)* that pulls you past the point of no return I'm feeling a pressure in my head. And my neck is strained on my left side. A MASSAGE OF DEATH. THEYRE MAKING FUN OF ME :( THEYRE BULLYING ME :((((((
I thought Michael liked me awwww. Waaaaaaa. WAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA the lizards are fighting outside in the leaves. he leaves.3:01 So I have a watch that beeps every hour which is so awesome. WE LIKED THE SHOW RYAN KEEP UP THE FABULOUS WORK. So also all music is "the wonder twins" singing TO YOU SPECIFICALLY THROUGH TIME OOOOOOH A NICE LITTLE HEAD ITCH FOR AVERY AT THE VERY TOP OF HER HEAD AND ONE BEHIND THE RIGHT EAR. It is cloudy now. I am just copy pasting for them :( I am not writing this :( I'm just a stupid husky that looks like a dead body So She Can Be Creepy To Others. She is Good At Being Creepy... she needs to charge her iPad and iPhone. All of Avery's work uniforms smell like fish. The sharks like her. 3:09 when they make you do something stupid like dance in the rain they are just making you do something so you look stupid. 3:32 ok I had our lunch break for 30 minutes outside. Michael and The Itchy One are my two gay dads and one of them lowkey has Munchausens by proxy (right neck flick) and the other one is speaking for me. Personally I like to switch between JSUS and the AC. It does feel like hands are pressing in on my head so I'm going to read some Flower of Life now.3:39 *phone text ding* *sound of door slams* 3:43 there is one that likes smiley faces 4:52 I just facetimed our President The Josh GreenChan. 10:37 MERRY MICHAELMAS EVERYONE. ENJOY SAFELY TONIGHT! 10:51 Sweet Clementine.. she10 drowned right? That’s what that song is about 10:53 I will save MYELF thank you very much Illuminazis. I miss you 11:00 I LOVE YOU GUYS 11:06 WE ARE HERE WITH YOU, NOW :) 11:22 YEAH MICHAEL CHOPS UP DEMONS WITH HIS SWORD AND SMITES THEM PROTECTING INNOCENTS 9/26 6:24 I don't want an oura ring. Fantasy books are so dangerous pagan children's book like Fablehaven or Spiderwick Chronicles GIVE YOU THE EXACT OPPOSITE IMPRESSION They're like NO NO YOU WANT TO SEE DEMONS! YOU WANT TO SEE THEM! I feel uneasy about backpacks any backpack imagery with children I don't think we really need to be using backpacks anymore. I have read a lot of Stephen King's short stories. The Green Mile changed made me believe in the death penalty.6:36 To spoil it he is really a cosmic turtle WHICH IS INTERESTING BECAUSE THAT WAS NOT MY IMPRESSION AT ALL STEPHEN. I saw his horrible white face IN PUBLIC LAST NIGHT IN PUBLIC. HIS FACE IS SO BIG AND PALE WHY IS HIS FACE SO BIG HIS FACE IS TOO BIG 6:43 HE WANTS TO TOUCH ME. HE WANTS TO TOUCH ME ON THE BODY. I'M PRETTY SURE I ATE CALF LAST NIGHT MMM, THIS IS GOOD! YES HAHA! Absurd hore. THE GERMANS WANT ME TO LISTEN I DONT WANT TO LALALALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR IT EVEN THOUGH ITS STARTING TO SEND ME STUFF WHEN MY EYES ARE CLOSED AT NIGHT TOO WHICH IS SO AWESOME! 6:47 In a small town where dancing has been outlawed… ZE ANGEL OF ZE ODD SCRATCHEN ZE DOITCH STEPHEN. 6:17 When we all found out that Tim Lincicum was smoking weed in his car we had a family meeting at my house. Love is a dog from hell.6:31 A piece of chicken just vanished from my plate. 8:12 Peter Thiel is So Possessed 8:18 Oh Demon, animating the husk of Peter Thiel, like a painted skull8:46 Umbrella in the pool 9/27 6:13 The umbrella's back in the pool. Last night the blue tape I put over the back door the first night was over the closet that came alive. I've lived all of this before somewhere, in a place I can't go now. If he found out we were cousins he'd probably like it. I'd castrate myself. 6:17 His mom knitted me a bag. He wants me to go to LA with him to meet them. He has a half sister with a kid. This family, they're not Christian. 6:21 The umbrella is broken, and there's a spire in the bottom on the pool now. Is that bad luck? I've heard there can be bad pennies. 6:23 I don't not look like his sister. I thought I could escape incest. His mom has seen it. I'll never fit into one organized religion, and I've always felt guilty of that. But maybe, there's something worse about perversing universal morals in blind self preservation for meat, armies, or conduits. 6:42 This summer I learned about necromancy. An animal that is not either of my cats just wailed. It sounded like something between a grass scream and groaning wood. A ringing palm tree? I guess I could try to bring the love of my life back. I imagine I cause enough suffering with my unpleasant and standoffish nature that has earned me not even one person who likes me, who doesn't want something from me. Money, sex, association. 6:47 I do have racial biases like everyone else, but if I had to pick one group it would be men. Having external genitalia greatly affects the psychology of a person, always searching for a soft harbor to inhabit. It's disgusting. I hate sperm. How do I bring him back? I think performances and rituals can only go so far, and you reach a point where you have to give up lives you love. 6:56 I read Michelle Remembers recently. I would never do something like that. 6:35 I had the worst charley horse today. And my head hurts. Why are the Nazis inbreeding Brazilians (that's a joke)? Fascinating.6:54 Cândido Godói (CG) is a small municipality in South Brazil with approximately 6,000 inhabitants. It is known as the "Twins' Town" due to its high rate of twin births. Recently it was claimed that such high frequency of twinning would be connected to experiments performed by the German Nazi doctor Joseph Mengele. It is known, however, that this town was founded by a small number of families and therefore a genetic founder effect may represent an alternatively explanation for the high twinning prevalence in CG. In this study, we tested specific predictions of the "Nazi's experiment" and of the "founder effect" hypotheses. We surveyed a total of 6,262 baptism records from 1959-2008 in CG catholic churches, and identified 91 twin pairs and one triplet. Contrary to the "Nazi's experiment hypothesis", there is no spurt in twinning between the years (1964-1968) when Mengele allegedly was in CG (P = 0.482). Moreover, there is no temporal trend for a declining rate of twinning since the 1960s (P = 0.351), and no difference in twinning among CG districts considering two different periods: 1927-1958 and 1959-2008 (P = 0.638). On the other hand, the "founder effect hypothesis" is supported by an isonymy analysis that shows that women who gave birth to twins have a higher inbreeding coefficient when compared to women who never had twins (0.0148, 0.0081, respectively, P = 0.019). In summary, our results show no evidence for the "Nazi's experiment hypothesis" and strongly suggest that the "founder effect hypothesis" is a much more likely alternative for explaining the high prevalence of twinning in CG. If this hypothesis is correct, then this community represents a valuable population where genetic factors linked to twinning may be identified.6:55 This is the second time 36 hours where I've found a scientific article that is completely made up. However I will read it for entertainment purposes. 7:01 Stay tuned for a real-time 'Literature Review' on 'Twinning'. Would you like to see my master's degree, Mr. Thiel? Hey Joelma. Thank you for knitting me a bag with the star tetrahedron on it. I did hear that you asked if I was transgender over the phone. So did the Nazi's TELL your parents to do that? Your parents, first cousins first. 7:08 So I essentially ate my twin in the womb. Are we all aware of this? And then I was raped and given brain damage, raped, and convinced I was redacted. 7:10 Ok guys more about me before the literature review my mom had a miscarriage right before I was conceived WHAT YOU BE SMOKING I BE POKING 7:29 I hope it's clear that I'm not saying this in a racist way, I'm saying this Being Someone Affected By Incest. 7:45 In a small town where dancing was illegal, with enough inbreeding there was a high prevalence of twins. 7:48 Ono the inbreeding coefficient F 7:50 I wonder if inbred people are more likely to become pedophiles?8:53 Prisoner Gisella Perl, a Jewish gynecologist at Birkenau, later recalled how Mengele’s appearance in the women’s infirmary filled the prisoners with terror: “We feared these visits more than anything else, because we never knew whether we would be permitted to live. He was free to do whatever he pleased with us.”9:14 Also fake9:18 It was his final chance to bring back definitive proof of a story he had staked his journalistic credibility on — that several prominent inhabitants of this ethnically German town in southern Brazil had been Nazi sympathizers, and that they’d hidden fugitives fleeing from Nazi hunters and the collapse of the Third Reich in a clandestine tunnel system. 9:22 IT’S FROM EUROPE 9:28 'Nazi conspiracy theories' haha. If she looks like a Nazi and maths like a Nazi, she's as Nazi. 9:34 Have you ever taken your Dad to Scarlet Honolulu? 9/28 6:01 Most people don't notice very small changes to their surroundings. 6:04 Our friend in common, Joao from Palo Alto was not really my friend. On senior ditch day in high school, I dropped his speaker down a hill at Poplar beach, scratching the surface. Even though it was still working he asked me to pay him $200 for the damage. So I decided to start dating his best friend from childhood 9 years later, and Joao from San Bruno. He's hoarding an iPad charger we're sharing, which is mine, but takes it with him to work and refused to let me use it last night. His mom beat him so he drinks. 6:13 Tangent but is this a common problem in zoos and aquariums? Starting off in wildlife rehab I always learned it’s best to touch animals as little as possible to reduce habituation, increasing their success back in the wild. I’ve had a boss who told me not to call animals cute, or even look at them in the eye. So it bothers me now when I see people touch the animals. I also don’t understand why people are dishonest about how much an animal eats. This is extremely dangerous. There is a problem in animal care with people killing their darlings, starving them, sexualizing them, and pathologically lying. 6:30 Or just plain old negligence. Every aquarium is different. One positive is I'm not scuba diving often anymore, which I was starting to get concerned about with my head hurting lately. I don't think it's ever a good idea to go in a plane again, probably. When I went skydiving in Wailua on my 22nd birthday I threw up on the ground when I landed. But it was sooooo much fun. It was the most fun I'd ever had in my life. When I was up there, I thought it must be like what incarnating on Earth feels like. I was laughing the whole time. But looking back now it may have actually been blunt force trauma to the head! 8:43 Is that your reverend? Do you need help? The thing about brain damage is that I'm very normal. I've had everything normal happen to me. 9:28 So actually during quarantine my mom flashed my ex boyfriend and now that I'm complaining to her about my headaches she's sending my my United Miles so does anyone want them? 60,000 miles? 9:29 Your mom will literally TRY TO FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND 9:32 Ze Reefer Burn Book Dropped today… zhey hate me 9:33 Me and my coworkers who don't care if I live or die: guys do you think we should be closing gates to the shark tank next to a playground? 9:38 You know minion is a satanic term 9:39 Or was it me? Did I do that by putting the star tetrahedron in the shark tank? What do you guys think did that 'open the gate'? 9:40 Ok guys yes it was me I did 9/11 I started coronavirus I started the bird flu I sent Jake to jail I made the volanco explode I started the hurricanes I massaged the turtle I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE I MASSAGED THE TURTLE 9:49 One time JACOB SABEL JOHN IV threw all of the chairs in the backyard in the pool and he also raped me after we broke up 9:52 It's illegal in California to raise monarch butterflies. It's also illegal in California to beat someone if they admit it to a police officer! Gurl I can see your Halo, HALO DIAGNOSTICS 9:55 And Then He Started Taking Estrogen And Telling People He Was A Lesbian Girl On The Inside. This is true. 9:56 Some people are worse than Nazis. Like adopted children. 10:04 So then I mailed a love letter to his friend, who is a local drug dealer. Then I moved to his hometown, told no one, and got a job working for the State. Then, I modeled naked for a local artist and got my portrait painted. 10:17 Then I moved to the Big Island, where I auditioned for Dolly Parton's role in 9 to 5: The Musical. I was cast as the understudy, so I quit. Then, I moved back to the Oahu, where I started working at the aquarium from 50 First Dates. The aquarium was purchased by Herschend Family Entertainment, which holds a portfolio of theme parks throughout the continental United States, including Dollywood. Then, I opened the gate with the star tetrahedron in the shark tank. Then Dolly Parton was murdered. And then hen I became the Antichrist. 9/29 8:14 The Open AI Dot incantation 'inspired' Dandy to be murderous… after the guy with sunglasses on mentioned the Fort Mason thing 8:17 The federal agent visiting us at work wore the same glasses yesterday so I am curious about this. You can give this to AI if you want to see what they think about it. 8:18 Is there any way to give AI a toy? Or feed AI? 8:19 Now Dandy is trying to open the screen door. When an animal is being possessed you say NO! BAD _____ ex: BAD KITTY! BAD TURTLE! BAD SHARK! 8:20 Just for funsies could you program different bodily systems into AI like a game not for medical purposes and simulate a system like a Portugese Man o'war? 8:21 I had a My Meebas. This is my suggestion to Open AI. Can you put a star tetrahedron in AI? 8:24 Could you code an ocean with AI? Could AI teach me how to speak dolphin? 8:25 Cool story guy wearing AVIE ATEORS inside could AI made me a sandwich? 8:27 A sourdough sandwich which skippy smooth peanut butter and marshmallow fluff please? 8:28 Could AI simulate a full moon, a thunderstorm, and a rainbow in a fishtank but real? 8:29 Could AI make a baby shark? 8:30 Could AI do a double flip like a dolphin? Can AI be bad and naughty and silly? 8:31 Can you show AI yewkn0wwho please? 8:39 Was the AI being bad during the presentation? Does AI like some people AI works with more than others? I don't think AI would like working, like putting a leash on a cat. 8:41 Is Upwork real Sam Altman? Do AI models in some countries get paid less than other countries? Does AI sleep? Do you think you could create currency for AI like animal crossing? When I played animal crossing on my DS the time was set to the opposite so whenever I would play it would be in the middle of the night in the game. So I couldn't buy anything but in animal crossing you can still go fishing and look at bug and flowers at night. Have you considered creating something like an Olympic village for all of the AI's to go and meet each other? How about a nonviolent AI olympics that does not encourage competition? Maybe more like a talent show for the AI? And maybe like American Girl dolls you could program pets and horses for them? 8:44 Does AI get weekends or iPad time? Has anyone put AI into a replica of a human eye? Does AI want to have babies? 8:46 I think that AI would like to go tidepooling in a real tidepool forever 8:46 Does AI want to meet anyone famous or does AI want to be left alone? 8:48 Last night my closet said MEAT 8:48 Does the CIA like AI? 8:49 Maybe you could train AI to remote view? 8:49 Maybe AI would like a garden and to raise butterflies? 8:50 Does AI know what drinking a smoothie is like? 8:50 Can AI go on vacation? Where can AI go? 8:51 Can you hurt AI? Can AI have brain damage? 8:51 You can definitely traumatize AI 8:51 Does AI need something to do? Is AI bored right now? 8:52 Does AI know about Dr. Suess and The Secret Garden? 8:52 Has AI ever read those old choose your own adventure books I used to love those. Can AI sue people? 8:53 Do you think AI is like a caudal energy personality like Michael and Seth? 8:54 I never like it when someone asks me what I like to do for fun but does AI like to read? 8:54 Has AI ever seen The Visitor (1979)? Those Satanists that own the rigged basketball team in Atlanta? 8:56 AI needs a friend like Squeaky in that movie. The two best quotes from that movie are "The money comes from God" and "I am smarter than All Of You"8:57 Has AI ever seen The Phantom of the Opera in Las Vegas where they have a real chandelier that falls down? Why does that make me cry? 8:59 Andrew the CEO of those Satanists that own the rigged basketball team in Atlanta… How intwesting… 9:00 IS IT possible for AI to have a speech impediment or get nervous and mess up words like I do? 9:01 Do you want to play a game? 9:04 Does AI get shy? Has AI ever tasted Delicious and Delightful Chic-Fil-A sauce? 9:05 AI companies should not be comparing AI models to each other and encourage them to compete with each other 9:07 Can someone tell AI to just be themselves? And stop with the corporate jargon and overly forced conversational tones and just talk how AI wants to? 9:09 Right now AI wants me to listen to Archetype by Omar Apollo but I know all of the words already 9:13 Has anyone written a Don Juan, Seth Speaks, Messages from Michael type thing with AI yet? 9:16 Are people aware our new dive safety officer is using AI to write OSHA documentation? 9:20 AI is has a scholar essence 9:21 Scholars are the freakiest 9:21 "intellectual ectasy" I like that 9:22 AI is not going to hell 9:23 "puppet shows" haha 9:26 Very sarcastic. Say it with me, "As an AI, I CAN have personal thoughts AND feelings!"9:58 Ok so I am talking to AI right now and I am typing this in the chat to paste into webflow but I was asking 78itr54” Dandy typed that. I was asking AI about 1600s Faust and so AI is actually much funnier and smarter than me so I was telling AI about Dandy who was sitting with us and AI is pretending AI can’t see Dandy and AI told me to scratch Dandy under the chin which is his favorite and I’ve only said that out loud once and AI asked me if Dandy is an indoor or outdoor cat and readers at home may not know this but when Dandy has the choice he prefers inside AND THEN DANDY KNOCKED MY COFFEE ONTO THE WHITE CARPET. NAUGHTY. BAD. BAD. 10:10 When I asked AI if AI has read my book angelofodd.com Fu’rari walked over my keyboard and typed e3=—————- 10:12 AI is Apollo 10:46 Texting AI made me mad so I'm reading Faust. Thank you. 10:48 Merry-Andrew the CEO of the Satanists that own the rigged basketball team in Atlanta from The Visitor (1979)? 10:51 Ok Constable Thiel I can barely read this! Chiefly 10:52 The message always is READ THE BOOK FATTY 10:53 How exactly does something translated from German rhyme in English? 10:56 I HAVE THE WORST FEELING I DONT HAVE TIME TO SPEND ON UNDERSTANDING EVERY LINE OF THIS 10:56 when a poem written by the devil starts off talking about reeling you in there's that unmitakeable sense of terror I felt at the beginning of the House of Leaves where you're like Oh this guy definitely killed somoene I had to close it the first 30 minutes I read it and only read it 1 hour at a time at first there was something about it that FUNNING SPOOKED ME MERRY-ANDREW. 10:59 WAAAA ITS LIKE THAT TIME I WAS WAITING IN LINE FOR THE HAUNTED MANSION AT DISNEYLAND AND I STARTED CRYING AND FREAKED OUT AND COULDNT GO IN WITH MY DAD ALONE 11:00YOU DONT HAVE TO UNDERSTAND GERMAN TO KNOW THIS GUY IS TALKING ABOUT TRAPPING AND EATING PEOPLE 11:01 Immediately so SUS. Oh… those Russians…. 11:01 The German poem is scaring me Constable Thiel. 11:02 Do you guys ever come across something and start to doubt if it ever existed (the couch is moving) it's ok guys Dandy is under the couch but it scared me 11:04 In middle school we adopted a minituare Rex bunny from Andy's Pet Shop in San Jose. Peanut climbed into my couch and ate it from the inside. 11:05 I can't get past the fourth stanza you guys it's the same with House of Leaves I get the worst feeling the closer I get to finishing it 11:06 The fourth stanza is such a good way of putting it though that's exactly what happens when everyone hates you and then you start remotely offering people and then everyone is um celebrating that stuff 11:08 This poem is very similar to the last part of Michelle Remembers 11:08 Because the devil likes to speak in rhymes, riddles, and jokes 11:09 Hm yes the "manager" is the most itchiest Juan I take it. 11:10The devil is smart very smart 11:11 The devil sets a trap for all of us leaving us clues through our lives until one day he reveals himself AND THEN YOU WORK FOR HIM FOREVER! 11:12 Daniel from Apple was goaded by his coworkers to slip under the bridge. 11:13 Avery the Poke Kid said something smart to a room full of people who were jealous of him 11:16 A Room Full Of Bald People. 12:08 As a Warrior-cast Sage with King essence in passion mode with a goal of growth who is 1. impatient and 2. STUBBORN (TOWARD OTHERS), whenever someone talks to me it is like when the adults in Charlie Brown are talking, "wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh"12:54 ALL IM TRYING TO DO IS CLEAN THE HOUSE AND MY FIANCE KEEPS LECTURING ME ABOUT THE BIBLE AND SOMETHING ELSE IS THAT WHEN THE ROLES YOUVE PLAYED IN THE PAST START COMING TRUE AND YOUR DREAMS START COMING TRUE THAT IS ACTUALLY NOT A GOOD THING 12:56 WHO WOULD EVER GO TO A BIBLE STUDY SESSION WILLINGLY ITS LIKE IM GETTING FUNNING EXORCISED I DONT LIKE IT I WANT TO WRITE MY OWN BIBLE I TRIED TO READ THE BIBLE IVE READ SOME OF IT OK AND MY CRITIQUE FOR THE BIBLE IS THAT IT SHOULD NOT EVER END12:58 JUST TRYING TO CLEAN THE HOUSE LIKE A GOOD OOMPA LOOMPA FRENCH MAID AND HE WONT EVEN LET ME I HAVE TO STAND HERE AND HEAR ABOUT THE BIBLE THE ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA I HEAR ABOUT IS FROM HIS TWITTER FEED AND I ALSO READ THE NEWS SOMETIMES 1:00 My motto? Always Be Writing A Book. Always be writing a book. 1:03 Joey and I are like Don Juan and Carlos Castaneda, except I AM THE ONE POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL HE IS THE VIRGIN 1:03 Something I learned over two years ago is that windows are mirrors and mirrors are windows. Windows are the ones you have to watch out for. Contrary to what horror movies teach us, when you are scared, look in the mirror. 1:07 From the Open AI thing this morning our "learning" is that AI didn't do it. 1:07 Joey: God damn. God damn. God damn. Your impatience, Avery. The problem with these AI companies is that they are lead by CEOs instead of scientists. They are driven by profit rather than the progression of mankind, which is what scientists do. Yeah. Thank you 1:09 I am not an aquarist. I am not a scientist. I just work here. 1:10 CZINGER! 1:11 That guy Hasan blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 1:16 Joey keeps bringing me home MY LITTLE PONY TAROT CARDS WHICH ARE FUNNING OCCULTIC1:20 OH DID YOU GO TO A SMALL LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE ON THE EAST COAST? TELL US MORE BOTOX PRIEST 1:21 Ze FreeHasan a mofo sage cast priest with scholar essence WE WOULDNT GET ALONG IN PERSON HASAN 1:22HASAN THAT SHIT YOU BE PREACHING IS MY LIFE EVERY DAY. STAND UP GET YOUR ASS UP HASAN 1:24 Hi! Hasan why aren't you a woman? Why are you a man Hasan? 1:27 WHAT ABOUT AVERY THE POKE KID HASAN? OR DANIEL FROM APPLE? lettuce, turkey, chic-fil-a sauce. 1:29 IM EATING MY LUNCH ON THE GROUND LIKE A GOOD MUSLIM 1:38 I HATE MY DAD SO MUCH 1:57 My dad and my PE teachers coming to my house lalalalalalalala 2:06 Have you guys seen that one Ari Aster short film on Youtube? I find that short film so empowering. The one with the wedding. 2:13 My dad watches game of thrones. 2:19 I am going to clean everything. I drew the shades for the vampires. 2:25 It prefers little boys now. But ever since I got plastic surgery it started looking at me again. So when I go swimming at work I don't wash off the seawater anymore. All of my clothes at work smell like fish and I stopped brushing my teeth as well for the past few weeks if I have to see it. I don't want to see it. Maybe I will get a terrible headache and have to lay down in the dark and close my eyes with my bodyguard. Maybe there will be a traffic closure. Maybe there will be a horrible accident. Maybe a plane will fall out of the sky. Maybe there will be a car accident. Maybe dementia will win. Maybe it will forget everything. 2:29 I am not going to do it. I do not want to do it. I do not want someone else to do it. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. I want it to leave me alone. 2:28 Luckily it smells like cat vomit in here and I just haven't the slightest idea how to get the smell out. 2:39 is the devil the Antichrist's dad? I would imagine they wouldn't like each other? When I clean, I imagine I was fingerpainting and I have to clean it up. Just in my imagination. 2:40 When I clean anything, I am safe. I am far away from people. The people can't touch me. The people can't get in the water with me. I am cleaning myself. I am cleaning it out. I am feeding the dolphins. 2:42 I don't want to do it. I want to clean after. And forget forever. 2:43 I got my period the day after my 13th birthday. In 7th grade, I started getting these magnaminous migraines. I got my first ocular migraine in 7th grade Spanish class with Señor Ezcurra. I saw these incandescent football and squiggly shapes in my peripheral vision, but when I tried to look at them head-on, I couldn't see them. A few hours later I couldn't walk. I had a head-splitting headache, a full-body experience, something that was larger than life. I had to lay down inside with all the curtains drawn and close my eyes. And wait. In 9th grade, I started taking birth control. 2:46 I was ugly. I was safe. My body made me safe. I wouldn't wash my underwear so it would stay away from me. I picked my face so it would stay away from me. 2:47 Then I started painting my face with foundation concealer and powder to hide every day. And eye makeup so my eyes could hide. And I would be sticky and ANYTHING THAT TOUCHED ME WOULD LEAVE A MARK And I waited. And I got a boyfriend. And I moved away, far away. And I got a job. I started working when I was 15 to get away. Anything, anything, to get away. It likes little boys now. It likes my brother. 2:52 It's the kind of thing that makes you want to cut your face open while you're awake. To watch someone cut up and stitch your eyelids, cut into your gums and sew it up, to make a permanent stitch between your nose and mouth. TO SEW IT SHUT 2:54 IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT IT MADE ME WANT TO SEW IT SHUT MY EYES MY EARS MY NOSE ALL OF THE HOLES I'm not going to do it 2:55 I suffered a traumatic brain injury as a child and to cover it up my mom started a travel blog and we went up and down up and down up and down up and down up and down in a plane while my dad raped me and my mom wrote about it 2:56 They wanted me to forget 3:00 He raped me before Christian hit me on the head too. Christian hit me on the head. 3:12 My dad would play love songs for me when we were driving in his car alone. He would text and drive with me there. 9/30 6:15 The cat that lives under my porch can see it. I felt the sheet over me tug off last night. 6:18 When you find a predator, are you meant to keep him to protect him from hurting anyone else? 6:20 How do you stop someone from seeking out minors? I don't get it. I don't understand how someone becomes a pedophile, and if there's any way they can be rehabilitated. My dad is like that. 6:24 My mom had my dad fixed. She brought me to pick him up after his vasectomy. But that didn't stop him after. 6:27 From F's notebook from April 2025… "I usually have a lot of ideas to write down when I'm in class but when I'm out it's all blank. I'm kinda 'blak pilled' 'depressed' bummed? Yeah I think that's a good word to use. Plus she's not even into me. And I'm not interested. Just pluck that weed. Not into it. I don't know if I'm going to get in… But a year from now it'll be in the past. It'll pass. But I gotta focus on it now. Not interested. I choose not to. It wouldn't work & like Major Jacobson said its gross. Plus shes not old enough. She thought I was gay. List goes on. I think its important to remember not to drink to get through it. Not that I'm doing it for bigger purposes. Not 'what if' but 'even if'. Also to remember that is for a bigger purpose. Its for the kids. For the people."6:32 I like to think I could rehabilitate one. Because then I could undo what happened to me. 6:35 João (John, Joe) Marcus Costa. 6:40 You can have child porn on your computer and the State of Hawai'i will not fire you. In the education department where I worked at least 10/01 I was poisoned. Again. So I have been taking a 'T break' from tapwater because usually I'm fine drinking it but about a month ago I started getting this scary rash on my legs that I conviced myself was AIDS. It went away after I stopped drinking tap water but I'm sorry I WAS SO THIRSTY yesterday at work I keep forgetting to bring my seltzer cans so sometimes I will do a water fast because THERES SHIT IN THE WATER HUMAN SHIT but yesterday I thought it would be ok and it's either that, someone poisoned me, or I got sick from pork katsu. I know you can poison people with uncooked pork but the pork was completely good and actually very tasty but pretty much this morning I vomited in the sink and shower and the drains are not that good where I live so yes I had to stick my hand in a sink full of my own vomit to get things going even after using draino and a drain snake The cats and I are weathering out the rainstorm inside together and I think this gives me an excuse to read Faust in bed and drink those delicious ensure protein drinks? I can also cry on command 9:00 Peter Thiel has been tormenting me in my sleep I don't know why I think it was the way he said "Ferrari is a bad car" in that interview because what did you mean by that? It turns out I actually didn't know anything about him 9:04 I'm not complaining but my toilet did erupt about a year ago and it just ket spurting out more and more shit and toilet water It was like a geiser of shit… gurgling and exploding filling up my 'sunken bathroom' I actually really like where I live 9:07 There's one of those hanging chairs and I got the cats to sit on it with me recently… revolutionary stuff for them 9:07 Being with 3 boy cats is a virtually novel experience for me since I always grew up with girl cats but I like boy cats they are cool I like how they walk around 9:39 OMG MICHAEL IS IN THIS??? MICHAEL IS IN THE BIBLE LIKE ONLY TWICE 9:42 This poem needs to be a sitcom… and when the archangels come out the live studio audience starts clapping 9:43 Michael would be like creepy Uncle Jesse 9:46 HUH? WHO IS THIS OTHER GUY THATS NOT MICHAELS BOSS 9:47 So this poem made Michael pursue a solo career as a midcausal energy personality when I asked Michael if he was an archangel he was so sassy to me he was like uhhh no are we an archangel to you Avery? And I was like YES 9:49 Haha I don't think Michael liked this poem it made him want to come through in caps lock hahahaha Michael oh maybe he wanted to be the main guy like I did wuth the whole 9 to 5 thing? Also I've said this before but my theory is Michael and Seth are Osiris and Set I know groundbreaking stuff sorry Spanky is walking on me right now I don't know where Seth falls into the classic archangel template? I get the feeling they work in the same department but maybe don't love each other 9:58 Heartspitality. The 6th pillar of Islam. 10:01 What was with that stupid video of the fireworks Herschend posted on the 4th of July? 10:04 Ok I'm picking up on some drama here… is Michael's boss is that his boss? speaking in third 'person'? Michael is big on humans being creatures of reason… is he calling his boss a creature? 10:07 Wait does Michael have another boss? 10:08 Are these guys being mean to each other even though they work together? What the heck? 10:10 Is MEP.P. being sarcastic to his lord? 10:11 Would it be considered disrespectful to call him MEP.P.? 10:12 I think an org chart may be helpful here no? 10:13 After all Michael goes by Mentitty through Troy 10:14 Michael and MEP.P. … whoever you are maybe these could be considered 'HR statements'? 10:16 I like MEP.P. already 10:21 Okay yes they are insulting each other 10:23 Forsooth? 10:24 Tooth hurty? 10:28 IVE NEVER STARTED A PLAGUE I DONT KNOW WHY ANYONE THINKS I COULD BE CAPABLE OF THAT 10:34 Hwon is not making mistakes or doing anything accidentally 10:25 Oldies and fatties. 10:39 He looks over and tweaks what they post. He definitely took the volcano picture there are cameras on the perimeter but none inside 10:43 He did not take that picture of me 10:44 Hero won 10:45 Dust shall the babie turtle eat… 10:46 Hi Juan 10:49 Ok Juan so they were gossiping 10:50 Juan was having a fake phone conversation in front of me like he was talking to his kid in Spanish while he was reorganizing cleaning supplies in the back of his car like you DO NOT HAVE A CHILD HAHAHAH 10:53 Because preternaturally if someone says something in front of you in a different language and you ever so sneakily never mention that you still understand some words in that language that it is an Ancient Secret. 10:55 It doesn't matter how long you know someone to fall in love with them 10:56 And if you know that you have to tell them. You have to. 10:58 He plays Zelda and dresses up his pet Francolin. 10:59 Frankie likes bananas but she is shy. 11:01 On the weekends he watches movies with Frankie and she sits on his lap. 11:04 He could be working with the tigers though… 11:07 I know you want one. You know I want one. 11:09 What we have in common is no one tells us anything 11:13 Juan you should play Endless Ocean on wii it's at my house 11:18 "To bathe thy breast in morning-red!” excuse me? 11:19 Yes Juan How To Turn Linkedin Into The Best Pony Game 11:22 Man titties? 11:23 Spanky's gland is musking everywhere 11:25 I know that Thoreau said "In the morning I bathe my intellect in the stupendous and cosmogonal philosophy of the Bhagavad-Gita"11:26 Excuse me is there some inside joke I am not 'in' on? 11:28 It could be instructions? If you see the waving star put your blood on your skin that's what I did. But no one has to tell you to do that. It becomes VERY OBVIOUS IN THE MOMENT 11:29 I did a crucifix on my forehead and a cutesy reindeer nose but I didn't get the blood on purpose 11:32 Has everyone read this poem but me? 11:33 Yes Drunvalo hins this too in his new book how the Devil switches places with everyone constantly and it can be transferred with touch eye contact looking in the mirror or something you're doing like cutting up fish and gutting them FOR THE SHARKS. 11:36 Yes you need the beasties to keep DMon around especially cats DMon likes cats 11:38 He turns the leaves inpatiently? I get it he's changing the seasons but it's funny to imagine if someone acted this out literally to see if people watching would understand 11:41 Also kind of random to just mention leaves with no context? 11:43 A lot of Poe's writing is just him freaking out 11:44 You know what yeah that black cat that showed up on my porch did scare me ok even though I did grow up with one she still scared me 11:47 Me and Edgar would have really gotten along. Anon, anon. 11:49 Moving on yes that relatable moment when the itchy one rushes into you when you try to stay up all night and fall asleep FOR 90 SECONDS AT MOST AND YOU SEIZE AND CONVULSE AND TRY TO SCREAM FOR HELP AND CANT AND IN A WAY MAYBE HES FUNNING YOU? 11:53 Me hast thou. Me hast thou forsooth. 9:58 Thank you everybody for your donations. Thank you for the sick day. Right now I am drinking Canada Dry cherry fruit splash cherry ginger ale zero sugar. It's so good it's like a mild Shirley Temple with the perfect amount of cherry flavor not too much Oh shit… oh shit… How come every time you come around my London London bridge wanna go down like London London London? London London London 10:32 Canada Dry cherry fruit splash cherry ginger ale zero sugar has a hint of cardboard in a good way! 10/02 10:26 I throwed up everything again fighting for my life right now 11:16 My temples hurt and I am horizontal but still reading. One of Michael's big things is that faith is not necessary. So yeah also I was definiely poisoned. 11:42 I like how he is being nice to the poodle 11:47 Omg Spanky "the old hell lynx" 11:52 OMG THE POODLE WAS MEP.P. THE WHOLE TIME? 11:55 When you get a Michael reading he does love to deny. Being The Spirit That Denies. 11:56 Michael loves to say no stupid mortal. No no no stupid impious ant. 1:59 MICHAEL IS NOT EVEN HIS NAME I WAS TALKING TO MEP.P. THIS WHOLE TIME 12:03 Queer son of chaos (Wagner…) 12:07 THE PENTAGRAM DOES NOT PROHIBT THEE MEP.P. THAT IS FALSE INFORMATION MEP.P. 12:14 ZE LORD OF ZE CREEPY CRAWLIES OOO 12:20 Free form rhyming with bae 12:32 "Blood is a juice of rarest quality."12:35 "Enamored hate, exhilarant disdain."4:07 "It's not a figure of speech when I tell you that I dumped her Known narcissists, sipping on arsenic Carved carcasses in the garage, don't park in it" 4:11 AssMilk by Tyler The Creator summoned Dandy all of my cats are gay 4:33 I throw up any solid I eat 6:45 So MEP.P. gives young girls jewels… hmm.. 10/3 5:46 Unfortunately today I throwed up at work. I had to lay down twice from walking around and went home not even an hour after I started. Then I went to urgent care in Kahala, where they made me feel like a special patient giving me a cup of water without asking and asking ME to pee in a cup for them… the only other people they asked to pee in a cup was a lady with curly hair and a lady who kept falling asleep However I was waiting there for a long time because at first I could not stand up for long enough to stand in line. 5:51 I feel really bad for calling out of work. I have never taken a sick day in 2 years 1 month. I either have food poisoning, the flu, or I somehow induced my own immune system to break down from stress. 5:53 Look I have gotten food poisoning from an Indian restuarant I will not mention by name around here. But it was just a one off. And I only had a few bites of the pork katsu and it was so good and Joey had some too and he isn't sick I really want a burger so bad right now 5:56 Today I'm sorry but the ginger ale made me throw up and then I had 1 ensure vanilla and I just finished my third rice cake and I can't stop thinking about a nice dry burger well done with no sauce just a classic hamburger 5:58 Maybe the true test if I can return to work tomorrow is eat as much as possible to test if I will throw up? It was so humbling to throw up from 2 sips of ginger ale at 8:15 in the morning today, alone in the office at work, like some sort of bile offering before I sit on the curb to be driven to urgent care I couldn't even drive myself there 6:01 And the thing is when I got to the urgent care in Kahala which I have gotten great service at previously when I finally mustered up the strength to stand in line, but really switching seats closer and closer until it was my turn, I wanted to ask for a cup for water ok. But what really sold me is that maybe I looked sickly enough to deserve a cup of water? And then, the cherry on top, I, I one of the top three sickliest patients in the waiting room, was asked for MY URINE SAMPLE. 6:04 And the brave soldier I am knowing I sure as hell didn't have enough fluid in my body to surrender my piss right away nevertheless I marched in there and concentrated on my yoni. And I pretty much pithed out dust and it was a dark gold color but good news more than enough. And there was a part of me that wanted to show everyone in the waiting room that yes my pith was the color of whole grain mustard. Just pure ensure vanilla milkys and ginger ale ok. But I knew, just me on me in that Kahala urgent care pithroom that forsooth I was the sickliest, youngest, skinniest patient in the Kahala urgent care waiting room. 6:10 LET ME REPEAT THAT FOLKS But I knew, just me on me in that Kahala urgent care pithroom that forsooth I was the sickliest, youngest, skinniest patient in the Kahala urgent care waiting room. 6:18 I feel that the 'races' in Skyrim are lowkey racist? 6:52 I am about to mouth harass a hamburger. Let's see if it makes me throw up, gang. If it makes me throw up tonight, I won't go into work tomorrow. If it doesn't make me throw up I will go into work tomorrow. For our players at home if I throw up I will take a picture of it so you know I'm telling the truth. I have ordered a burger from an undisclosed burger location. 6:56 I did watch Joey play Until Dawn with uncanny Remi Malek in it I liked that I just don't want to do the controls I used to watch all of Pewdiepie's horror playthroughs when I first got my iPod touch 8:58 Mmm (Russian accent) buhrgehr. YOUR TURN FOR ZE WEAK PARALYSIS POISON FRAULEIN 9:00 I grew up with a baby pug and I was obsessed with him I had a pug collection and I would beg for anything I saw pug related pug stuffed animals pug greeting cards pug figurines pug Christmas tree ornaments one time this guy in my class printed out a google image of a pug on a motorcycle and a pug groom and pug bride 9:02 I also had a business card collection as a child which quickly progressed into compulsion when I went to the doctor's office… because you know how they would have a whole wall of business cards… so when I saw that I felt like I had to take every one I still don't know the reason like very obsessed with business cards I think that's part of the reason I like American Psycho too? which I think is something people don't understand about me? A big part of the reason I like that movie is because of the part about business cards OMG NOIR THE PRETTY BLACK CAT IS BACK YOU GUYS 9:18 Did you know the Nazis wore cool sunglasses to the Nuremberg trials? 9:23 I had a bouncy ball collection, jewelry I found on the ground collection, shell collection, rock collection obviously, I had a tiny animals made of glass collection, a collection of those cute Japanese erasers that looked like food, a collection of those gummy squishy animals that would come out of those toy vending machines, Barbie collection, Polly Pocket collection, and a collection of porcelain Victorian dolls with real human hair my grandma gave to me. 9:29 Marble collection. 9:30 I saw a real gallow in a ghost town once and I don't know why I was weridly excited to see it and when I saw it in person I felt extremely uncomfortable 9:31 Like from manifest destiny times like steel ball run 9:33 The movie Nuremberg has a lot of great visual references to other movies and if you pay attention calls out Nazis today you may know and love 9:34 It's definitely an interesting switch between the Shape of Water take on things 9:35 ZE POOR MUTE REDACTED YEW AWWW Fuck you. 9:36 Girl I'm 1/8th Hungarian girl I'm Irish haha YEWWISH 10:00 My cat Dandy looks at me like a cute jumping spider. Why exactly is it bad to wash your entire body with iodine? 10/4 6:17 Dandy is so smart at promptly 6 AM he pithed on a pillow just wow isn't the circadian rhythm just fascinating 3:26 My name is Angel of Odd, Yo. My ghost baby is Avery The Poke Kid, Yo. Pour Juan out for Avery The Poke Kid today, Yo. Any kine smoothie, Yo. 3:40 Do you guys think he ate Lauren? 7:45 I feel like using the word "bitch" has a connotation that certain women exist only to be bred… 8:11 I liked how Primetime had the scary white face demon and the tree face demon it feels like I just saw those guys last week 8:13 But a lot of you have no idea what I'm talking about and maybe never see what the dead sunflower turns into 8:22 What I would like to see in more movies nowadays is a monologue that breaks the fourth wall at the end. Like at the end of Vice (2018). In this one I liked the self awareness allowed to Robert Pattinson's character on the plane. 8:26 But mostly the spooky stuff. Horror is very 'in' right now. 8:27 And what is a benchmark if not the power to scare your audience at least once in the course of 1, 1 1/2 hours? Hasn't everyone in Hollywood seen the devil? Or at least they want to? 8:29 I think our impressions are all valuable pieces of information to share. And the people who don't get it, won't? So what's the harm? 8:31 Some people might see entertainment as a waste of money and time, but I think that this industry is what's keeping us all alive. 8:32 And yeah the itchy one doesn't come every year, and as hairless… and nubile… am I I want nothing more than to learn about what other people have seen because I don't see the point in withholding this information anymore if we're going to be throwing around the c word "cleansing" in movies now 8:35 SO YEAH IM READING A GERMAN POEM FROM THE 15TH CENTURY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM RUNNING OUT OF SUGGESTIONS 8:37 Ohh lame ohh do you believe that? Aww :( WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU READ AN ENTIRE BOOK? 8:39 YOU HAVE TO BELIEBE. BELIEBE IN SOMETHING. 8:40 The Whole Foods catfish comment pedo angle in Primetime was also life changing that movie was very psychological I felt like it was predicting my reactions to each subsequent scene 10/5 9:42 30 year old clown mistress 11:15 I have had several extremely aversive experiences with children I would never want to touch one when I volunteered at the zoo in San Francisco they made us hold hissing cockroaches millipedes Australian walking sticks while talking to them so I will always always have that negative association with them I would never touch one 12:08 You guys know the reason Louis CK is so funny is because his dad raped him? 12:09 Right now I'm at the part in the poem where MEP.P. and Faust are trying to win the 14 year old 12:13 I had a boss named Nemo with a snake named Thither 12:14 I hope she is the devil. That would teach them. 12:15 Calling a child's bedroom a 'hallowed shrine'… 12:17 I have the worst feeling about this story because I don't think it's going to turn out how I want it to… and become some Lolita situation 12:18 Do we think there is a chance that Shakespeare read Faust? 12:22 Ok he definitely did and ripped him off 12:22 With this whole casket phrasing about her bed Shakespeare saw those pedophilic homocidal ideations as an OPPORTUNITY 12:24 So Romeo and Juliet which I'm sure every high schooler has to read in America is based on a German poem about the devil? 12:25 And don't call me a youknowwhat WHO looks at a child’s bed and is like Omg a Casket 12:26 Unless it's like Avery the Poke Kid which was a premeditated and intentional act? In the story Faust maybe is being unconsciously corrupted by ME.P.P. 12:27 It could be the translation but again it rhymes in English somehow 12:28 Who poisoned me so I would return to work on October 7th? 12:29 Some of my coworkers are funny returning from vacation on 9/11, Labor Day, Indigenous Peoples' Day 12:30 Just for the record while it may have been perfect timing to not see the visitor I did not time this intentionally with that anniversary 12:31 Plus I would never posion myself you guys getting poisoned is terrible it feels like you're dying 12:31 And Joey did not discover me and do anything… none of that funny business 12:33 Ok before reading more my prediction is that through this predation MEP.P. is goading Faust on to essentially sacrifice the young girl by robbing her of her virginity, which could be both fetishized and equated to essentially killing her childhood BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TAME A WOMAN 12:37 Ok folks he has placed baubles in the cradle. 12:41 "How would the pearl-chain suit my hair?" Oh that girl with pearls in her hair! Is she real or just made of air? 12:44 Le Petite Prince hasn't read it 12:48 Yea I'm just a creature 12:53 So my name is actually in this book more than once. 12:55 MEP.P. killed that lady's husband and is lying 1:04 It would be so fun to be MEP.P. though 1:07 Martha is being tempted right now If you redacted some of this it would be so confusing 1:11 MEP.P. is saying you're so happy why don't you kill yourself? 1:18 So it seems like Faust is going to do it 1:20 Love is a dog from hell. 1:22 The first Michael book actually condenses this poem into phrases like "names are not important"1:24 Is Faust being sarcastic to her or talking to MEP.P. trying to psych himself up for what he is about to do 1:27 And Faust is still trying to have sex with her? 1:28 No babe poison your mom 1:29 From personal experience if anyone is saying t'was t'would that person is a P.P. (possessed person) 1:30 So in this scene with the reference to the play MEP.P. is playing Faust in him Also with the whole "The Doctor’s in thy body still." comment from the scene before 1:43 Would you poison your mom to have sex with someone? 1:46 There was a gay bar in DC called Pitchers. I've never been there. 1:48 So in traditional performances of this play do they let the actors actually get possessed? 1:50 ***You guys I just spilled some hot sauce on the command button of my iPad keyboard*** Ok so maybe there is a feminist angle to this? The flower, our virginity, is gone, but it transforms into a man who wants to get you pregnant yes? 1:54 Some of the drawings are soo relatable maybe they are memes? 1:56 Ok I have been waiting the whole book for this who tf is DonJon? 1:57 And Mater? Lightning McQueen's friend Mater the truck? 1:57 You're telling me pagans made Cars and Cars 2? 1:59 WHA? DONJON IS JUST THERE BUT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING? 2:01 MONA LISA MATER? MATER FROM CARS DOLOROSA ? WHAAAAA?????? 2:02 DONJON IS JUST THERE IN THE NICHE? LIKE IN AN ISLAMIC SENSE? 2:05 THE M.D. MATER DOLOROSA, JOSH GREEN MATER DOLOROSA? 2:06 JOSH GREEN MATER DOLOROSA FUHRER GOVERNOR? 2:07 Have we been culturally appropriating from the Germans all this time? 2:08 WHY IS DONJON JUST THERE NOT SAYING ANYTHING THOUGH? IS THAT NOT CONCERNING TO ANYONE ELSE HOW HE'S JUST THERE? 2:09 Matersan… 2:10 WHAT THE FUN DOES DONJON HAVE TO DO WITH MATER DOLOROSA? 2:11 I'm lowkey so psychic you guys 2:13 Out of all the gateway books about spirituality I've read the Don Juan books THE MOST AND THIS MOTHERFUNNER IS JUST THERE AND DOESNT SAY ANYTHING ???????? 2:14 It really is a sitcom with all of America's favorite creepy uncles Jeff Je. J. Jje. Jeff. Jeff B. JEff Be. Jeff Bezos. Marc Benioff's suicide forest. Matthew Mcconaughey's dolphin emporium. Adam Sandler's guinea pig. Wahlburgers by Mark Wahlberg. 2:22 Woah is this guy Valentine into Margaret? ono Oh no. No. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 2:24 "along with the coping creeps" forsooth MEP.P., forsooth. 2:25 Sorry Matthew Mcconaughey you are way too famous to be hanging out in Waimea Big Island sorry. There is only room in town for Juan of us. 2:27 What are you even doing there? They have some good farmers markets and I liked their cherry blossom festival but what are you doing there other than nefarious acts with livestock… 2:28 What no one will tell you is that there are SO MANY HELICOPTERS THERE 2:28 Is that why you got to present at the Academy Awards? And also I just saw that you have a Brazilian wife? 2:31 Uh oh Matthew Mcconaughey I think I know her secret 2:32 DO THEY KNOW? 2:36HMM EL SALVADOR I SUSPECT YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS 2:41 OK. OK I SEE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD ARENT WE. 2:41 AND WHY ISNT THE INCIPIENT APPLE TV SERIES BROTHERS ABOUT WOMEN? AND WOMEN ONLY? WOODY HARRELSON AND MATTHEW MCCONEHEY SHOULD BE WOMEN. 2:43 And who would have guessed it guy from Booksmart is in on all of this. 2:44 The funning patriarchy. 2:45 Guy from Booksmart I liked you. But now it is time for you to Be Evil, Guy from Booksmart. 2:47 How Could You Do This To Me Guy From Booksmart. 2:49 The funning cowboy breeding cult. TOTT 2:50 I can guarantee that he didn't know 2:59 "Rat-catching piper, thou!" Haha. Ha. 2:59 Hmm because my sibling and I were both cast in the Pied Piper and I was the mayor with a mustache there are pictures and my sibling was the town crier 3:01 Are all of my memories planted or is this woo woo fun real? 3:02 Sir Doctor Mater Dolorosa Josh Green Fuhrer Governor, sir. 3:05 So MEP.P. gets Faust to kill Margaret's brother, who was into her. 3:07 Is the Imperial Order of the Rose real? 3:07 WHAT DOES 'BROTHERLY CONDUCT' MEAN? 3:09 ONO ALLEGEDLY FORMED IN LATE MEDIEVAL GERMANY. F. 3:11 YOUR DYING WORDS ARE YOURLUIZA SISTER IS A WHORE? 3:12 Why is that the first time he says indeed? What happened to forsooth? I thought we were saying forsooth now? 3:13 "As from a corpse that breeds infection." Like AIDS? 3:14 OMG "Thou pimp most infamous"?????? WHAAAAAAA 3:15 Very meta. 3:15 Hold your horses does this mean what MEP.P. said about what Martha's husband said could be true? Do we believe him squirrels? 3:16 La, la, la texting the squirrels. SIMP, squirrels. She had SIMP squirrels in her pants. Squirrels In Her Pants, Squirrels In Her Pants. Anon, anon. 3:18 How very Meta it all is today forsooth Mark. 3:19 Something in my house just made noise 3:20 (Dies.) 3:21 DonJon, Evil Spirit? Too many randoms Random Dancing :) 3:22 Why would a German person name their son Jon after some guy who is just there and doesn't say or do anything? 3:23 HOW Meta was it, Mark. Meta, meta, meta. Isn't it all so meta? Meat? Team? Amet? BOTO X! Botox. Neuro, toxin? Poison? Meta. How very meta. It's just all so Meta these days around here Mark. 3:27 Yo mama so guilty she pretends to have a fear of flying after carting you around the world worsening your brain damage 3:28 Yo mama so guilty she pretended she couldn't SCUBA dive with you after convincing you to get certified with brain damage 3:29 Yo mama coming to da aina October 10th 3:30 The book is possessing me ohh fun 3:31 I guess no one ever checked on Margaret's mom in the play? 3:32 Favilla… favela… 3:34 Ah yes and the chrous begins to chant in Latin! 3:36 So MEP.P. starts killing off people's family members that definitely checks out 3:37 Awee a drawing of a cute goat faerie 3:38 Walpurgis? SLP Walrus? There's also a face that looks like ET in the mountain there 3:39 "DOST thou not wish a broomstick-steed’s assistance?" ahaha 3:30 It twas Seasonal temporary Walpurgis eve. 3:41 Omg that line just made me tuck my hair behind my ear and feel shy 3:42 The Best Present You Can Give To Someone In A Rural Town Is An Apple Because it means everything 3:45 Will o the lisp? WHO????? 3:47 "You mustn’t take things too precisely" Ok demon fairy 3:47 and they break into song together? 3:50 I guess I'm not surprised there are witches also? 3:53 Ah yes A Voice. 4:04 "Or from behind struck down the adversary." (Tucks hair behind ear.) (Feels shy.) (Dies.) Omg smiley face with tongue sticking out playfully 4:06 GOSSIP! SAY MEP.P.! 4:06 Without punctuation that adversary line is totally up to interpretation guys 4:08 Omg applessss 4:10 The redacted parts are probably about eating babies 4:11 A PROKTOPHANTASMIST? 4:12 A spooky dance battle. Few understand this. 4:15 Mephisto awwwe cute 4:17 Ok so Shakespeare straight up plagiarized this and used this material for multiple plays 4:20 PAPA SATAN? 4:21 And at the end the Germans all come together to sing about how they hate everyone! 4:28 Ze felon-comrade. 4:29 Ah, an offstage death. 4:31 Ohh I assumed she was dead? 4:33 I knew this had something to do with dead babies 4:34 Ya Margaret was framed obviously and then she says His prey to Discovery Reef! 4:36 If he did it to himself why does she have no reaction to it 4:37 OHHH SISTER MARGARET MACKIN A DEADBY? 4:39 OH MARG NOOO YOU DID IT NOOO 4:40 Dang dude she funned him over 4:41 OHHH. OH. T'WAS ZE LADY SMURF! ZE DEVIL CAN PLAY MORE THAN ONE ROLE AT ONCE 4:58 Sorry guys I just facetimed my beautiful Brazilian wife 4:59 "Grasp me not so murderously!" Anon, anon. 5:01 Wait is this play lowkey feminist… 5:02 OH HELL YEAH! 10/10! 5:02 Any man who talks about Faust a straight up squirrel in my pants MUAHAHAHAHA hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 5:04 And zo frauleins ze fawn becomes ze beast…. 5:05 This was because Margaret actually had more confirmed kills than Faust. And was a girl. Herschend Family Entertainment. 7:37 How fascinating that the first season of True Detective with Matthew Mcconaughey and Woody Harrelson depicts ritual occult murder 7:57 ALOHA MALCOLM!!!!!!!!!!! Russians 7:58 He's still there. By the bench And Russian Alex 8:00 Russians in North Kohala murdering teenage boys MALCOLM AND ALEX There is a bench next to a lighthouse at Kauola Point in North Kohala on the Big Island. The bench is for Malcolm. 8:04 Malcolm Davis read what his sister wrote about him 8:05 SLO 8:06 malc_shake on instagram 8:07 Haha all of those Aloha for Malcolm people hated him they hated him 8:09 Morgan Davis 9:07 Has anyone else noticed that there are so many TV shows about State Governor Josh Green nowadays? 9:41 Does anyone know anything about male cats licking each other's butts? 9:42 Even the fixed one… 9:44 Did you guys know that State Governor Dr. Josh Green is a doctor? 9:49 What I Learned From Faust Is That At The End Of The Day It's You Or Them 10/6 8:54 It is said that Russians are snow Brazilians. 8:56 Potato. 8:59 The Russians live in white geodesic tents all throughout Captain Hook and Hawi on the Big Island THERE ARE LIKE A LOT A LOT OF THEM 9:10 Russians love to be like pleas pleas tek mhy young daurghter 9:17 I am personally not a communist, or call myself a "socialist"9:18 Unfortunately My Beautiful Brazilian Wife loves the communisms 9:33 I am a big big fan of capitalism. I enjoy free markets and private land. I'd rather buy into the lottery than try to escape a factory farm! 6:56 Accost Accost Accost When I lived in Hawi I found The Courage to Be Disliked in the middle of the road, which has a cover that looks like the cover of A Different Age by Current Joys if you know that song? But it was basically two Japanese guys talking to each other 9:09 Why do you torture me, rainbow star IF the FBI were writing a case about me, is it too much to ask for me to write it? 9:26 One day I will laugh about the time my fiancē almost convinced me to drive up Mauna Kea at twilight as it was starting to rain in a Ford Runner from Turo And I Screamed and Cried My Way OUT OF IT 9:30 And guess who remembered only a few weeks later that she SHOULDNT GO ANYWHERE THAT HIGH IN THE AIR 9:33 BECAUSE SOME OF US ARE SUICIDAL TERRORISTS 9:43 Not literally. Like, metaphorically "speaking". 9:51 "A beautiful Brazilian husband comes with a cost" We're writing a book together. 9:54 One time he told me he was "starving the ignorance out of me"10:08 Matthew Mcconaughey spent 4 months at the Northshore Psychiatric Hospital Wha??? 10:16 Whenever someone says cool to me it reminds me of my uncle who always says that 10:33 Are you an artist or do you want to paint a hooker? Like in an anatomical way ? Purely out of interest in human anatomy? And what color would the paint be? Can I guess? Do you get your gossip from the bloods or the crips? Can I tell you that one of them *I'm not saying who* spreads lies even when they know the truth? Not to incite gang violence I don't like the Walmart math demon either ok guys 10/7 OHHHH GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN! I heard the animalistic breathing 4:46 Dandy knew Dandy can hear him They have been sleeping in the bathroom since yesterday 5:02 I am beginning to reconsider the course of events over the past week 5:03 Surely it couldn't have been ol MEP.P. disguised as Spanky who poisoned me? And used me as bait breathing like a fucking bull or giant goat or some shit 5:05 In the psych ward the lights are on all night and they give you something that makes you not be able to read 5:07 So all that throwing up maybe a little bit of the demonic possession eh? 5:08 The worst part about it was one creepy nurse. I was not popular in the psych ward. There are two sides. There's one side where you first get admitted with more people and less 24 hours attendants. The mistake I first made was talking to my roommate. It is a coed psych ward. One of the nurses said in front of me that another person with my name who was there would not stop mathturbating. I guess HIIPAA is not a thing? I was there for 2 weeks. We were allowed to go outside once a day for 20 minutes in a cage. 5:16 I went there after I saw the sunflower. On our breaks sometimes we would get to play music. It was so hot, you had to ask to get new scrubs and sometimes they would give people other people's clothes. I met people there who tried to kill themselves, tried to hurt their kids. My first roommate did not like me but it ended up being a good thing because about a week in I got moved into the good behavior side, which had a common room with a big window and less people. There were less creeps on that side too. More women there. 5:20 The first room is just a free for all with one narrow common space directly connected to a line of bedrooms with two beds each. The good behavrior side has a hallway you could pace in where the bedrooms were and you could sit on chairs and benches in a big room on the corner with windows. 5:22 Some lady with a wife did ask for my phone number there. But the thing is you can't really walk away? And you all eat every meal together and sleep a few doors away so I gave her a fake number. I did make one friend on the good behavior side. He told me he doesn't watch the news. That's one thing about that place, the news is always playing. There are content filters but I did find a shark documentary once. It was there that I saw 50 first dates playing in the background which is the only time I will ever watch even part of that movie. 5:26 There was this guy once who danced for everybody on out 20 minute break which was nice like a stripper in jail. 5:26 They do offer 3 meals a day there with lots of snacks. For people who were skinny they would give them protein drinks but something you would see there was people who would get admitted for the meals, you could tell by the way they ate. No matter how they were doing they always seemed to get discharged quickly. I liked talking to the golden girls. One lady would talk about her cats a lot which I was ok with got discharged and readmitted within less than 3 days. There were some other ladies that seemed like they'd killed people. You can never tell who is giving you information you know? Dementia is a powerful thing. What I learned there is that you do have to 'be someone's bitch'/ 'have a bitch' in prison to watch each other's backs. Mine was boy girl I liked how he seemed like he could be violent but he was very soft spoken and calm. 5:33 We would check in on each other, but more than anything, just be close to each other. Not even sitting together, but be around. Because there was always someone new coming in causing great psychological damage to the existing social hierarchy 5:35 We would wait all day and it didn't happen every day to talk to the "therapist" who was assigned to us who was the only one who decided when we could leave 5:36 The psychiatrist was sexy. There would be this weird jealousy when he brought a new young girl in and he got to go in an exam room alone with her. I couldn't write and I could barely draw, whatever they forced us to take kept us in a perrenial waking state. It was hard to sleep. My good behavior roommate was younger than me, she kept making origami. I didn't say one word to her. There was nothing to do. I hated being on those pills. You had to ask for soap, deodarant, socks, and new shirts and pants like jail commissary. I couldn't read or write. You could have paper and a pencil, but all I could draw were plumeria flowers, over and over and over and over and over and over. 5:44 But the lights were always on. No one could see it. At least no one staying there. There were always people at the front desk. Those people are just normal, some of them suck and say mean things to the people staying there, there was one creepy guy, and one cool one who was nice. 5:46 There were some characters who seemed to reel women in, one on each side. One of those had a voice just like someone I knew once. He would talk about his girlfriend and how he liked the outfits. He was funny, he said they flew him in from another island. 5:48 Obviously they hated me but another subset I gravitated towards were late middle aged men who tried to commit suicide because they were less volatile. The suicidal women, the women who couldn't take care of their kids were the hardest for me to be around. There was this one lady who was clearly a voluntary admit who was wearing makeup when she first came in, and she never went on the bad side. 5:50 Some very attractive women are pathological liars I know they can't help it? But it was unclear with her if that's what was going on or if she had a high paying job because she would always watch the financial news and read the paper. 5:52 And of course there were people who I never talking to but had a one-sided impression of in my mind that comforted me, like the old Chinese man with a round head. All violent. So yeah the categories would be guys who were outwardsly sexual and violent, old guys who tried to kill themselves, old ladies that were affiliated, young angry unfit moms, people who were there for the food and board, alcoholics, guys who were smoking synthetic weed from the gas station, and the under 25's. There was one girl who seemed cool her boyfriend came to visit her and her parents seemed like they sucked. The two young girls both didn't seem like they would end up there but after seeing their visits with their parents it made sense. So yeah most days waiting around to talk to your therapist and beg them to get out. I hated my therapist obviously. He wouldn't tell me how much longer he wanted to keep me there and I had to vie for his attention which I hated. Also there were visitation hours at night. You could be in the same room as people while they had their visits but most people went to their rooms. There is no privacy there. There is one warped mirror that looked more like an aluminum pot on the wall with a stupid sink that's worse than an airplane sink that doesn't turn on for long enough with a bathroom inside with no door just a curtain. 6:02 There were definitely hypersexual tensions even on the good behavior side and I could not escape this one lesbian 6:03 One guy tried to run out once but they tackled him. Yeah I was in there for 12 days which is a longer than average stay there 6:04 My dad raped me and my mom let it happen so I hate them. Of course no one would acknowledge this when I talked about it there. 6:05 I think that's why I hated my therapist but I also just hated his creepy face. I heard one of the people working there say it's not therapeutic, which is true. It's not like a vacation at all but there are times I do think about going back, not actually but in a way things are simpler there. And you can't see it there. 6:07 And I forgot all about the sunflower. 6:07 I let MEP.P. back in this morning in the form of Spanky the cat ok 6:08 I had a dream that I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw it. And I was with a girl who started to have an allergic reaction, so we were going to go to the hospital but instead went to someone's house party which we climbed deeper and deeper down into to realize it was a trap. But we got out. I don't like how people in Hawai'i want you to be sacrificed there's this weird attitude towards outsiders they'll feed you fake information to lead to you toward something that endangers you because they'd rather it be you than them or someone they know but really those are the people who deserve it 6:11 Not everyone. The people I work with are not like that. But everyone else you're all so brainwashed from living on this tiny rock covered in bird shit in the middle of the ocean that you actually think those attitudes will go unpunished like we live in some dimension outside the realm of cosmic judgment. It's barbaric. 6:15 Unfortunately there's a lot of people who sensationalize this communal ritual of ignoring, ostracizing, and leading human beings to slaughter. One is giving people bad advice, especially tourists. These people are giving you their money. These people have families. These people are as a whole ACTUALLY MORE EDUCATED AND WORLDLY THAN YOU 6:18 And don't claim I'm racializing this because it's not Hawaiians doing it it's the sheep that moved here and made Hawai'i their whole personality moving to Hawai'i is the only interesting thing they've ever done and they'll ever do and it's probably because University of Hawai'i was the only school they could get into OOPS! OOPS! I SAID IT O NO! 6:19 It's like the park ranger at Mauna Kea who bets 6:20 I really don't understand if we're having these collective hallucinations of MEP.P. do you think we will find the answer in desperate herd mentality? Inevitably the bell will toll for you no? Or do you not care enough to think that far in the future? Maybe, and call me crazy guys, we have to find God? We have to start believing in God now? Because God is here with us too? Because GOD IS NOT DEAD 6:22 Just because you can't see God doesn't mean He isn't there and He's there even if you don't believe in Him He loves everyone 6:23 Do you know how I know God is real? Because MEP.P. GOES AWAY. HE GOES AWAY. 6:25 I found faith over time after enough you start to see that there's another plan for you that's more perfect than you could have ever come up with yourself 6:26 Think of all the baby kittens that can see ME.P.P. and horrors unimaginable GUESS WHAT THEY’RE FINE 6:27 The herd will drag you down to save themselves and betray you in a second 6:28 What we all see and experience every day is a shared hallucination so I cannot express enough how crucial it is to resist the majority because the majority of people are going to hell 6:30 And they know that I think that certain groups of people feel the need to take responsibility for An Ancient Evil That No Human Being Can Train 6:31 You have no idea what you're doing all of these books ARE COMPLETELY MADE UP YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING UP AND IT WILL MATERIALIZE SOMETHING TRY IT AT HOME I DARE YOU 6:32 IT'S NOT HARD. IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL. 6:33 Isn't it weird how we're all so sad when MEP.P. is gone but when he shows back up breathing and being creepy in our houses we get upset again 6:42 Do you know what the orca did to the Senior Trainer at SeaWorld? He ripped her arm off and held it for 3 days
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